Sunday, July 18, 2010
I'm pretty sure Satan invented cereal.
I thought I'd buy myself a different cereal yesterday when I did the grocery shopping, as I am sick to death of Corn Flakes. Bad idea. After reading the calorie count of every single cereal in the shop, I settled on an old favorite--Eggo Waffle and Maple Syrup cereal--because I get the most bang for my buck at 110 calories per 1 cup serving.
But apparently my willpower is just not up to the level of Eggo waffle cereal. Over the course of the last 24 hours, I have consumed the entire box. With milk.
FAIL.
And to top off the weekend, Mum and her friend made comments about my weight when we were out to dinner last night. They said it's nice that I'm not quite so emaciated as I was a couple of weeks ago.
I am a HUGE fat ass.
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ReplyDeleteDon't you just hate that? People say things that they mean as complements. but they make you feel like crap. Like "oh you lost weight. You don't look too skinny though" which makes me feel like "oh you lost some weight but you're still fat"
I totally know how that is... quaker rice snacks are horrible like that, i eat the whole bag of those mini ones in a day.
Mmmm Eggo maple cereal.. I know I'd binge on it if I had it in the house.
ReplyDeleteStay strong girly.
Maybe try a tablespoon of Vinegar before you eat a meal. It always helps me.
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Satan most definitely invented cereal. It makes perfect sense.
ReplyDeleteConsequently he also invented cereal bars, which I seem to lose control around.
thank god we don't have that amazing sounding cereal in australia!!! GAHHH!! i would most definitely do the same thing as you!!
ReplyDeletebe strong!!! resist temptation!! xx
Satan invented any kind of food that isn't a vegtable or fruit or isn't under 100 calroies in ONE box, not a serving, in a full sized box.
ReplyDeleteheyy ima new follower of yours; just thought id say hey :)
ReplyDeleteand eeeeeek why do people feel they must comment on weight?! cos they never say the right thing unless its the exact words: "wow you're looking very skinny" that i can deal with, that comment i can take :) xxx
At least I know now I just can't keep delicious cereals in the house!
ReplyDeleteCereal IS evil. On and on they go about how GOOD it is for you - and it's NOT. It's delicious, tempting badness. I have a huge cereal weakness too, well no, not cereal generally - Kellogs Crunchy Nut Cornflakes. This week i consumed an entire box and about three and a half pints of milk. Each giant bowl was also augemented by several heaped tablespoons of brown sugar, obviously.
ReplyDeleteGod, if i wasn't a purger i think i would have died.
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