I just chugged a ton of milk.
o.O
I only wanted a little. I like milk. Sometimes I enjoy a nice glass of milk. But I couldn't stop.
I was born in the wrong century. (Duh.) Had I been born a little closer to the 1850's, I think I would have married Nikola Tesla (click it--it makes me really happy that there's someone out there as psychotically in awe of Tesla as I am). And it totally would have worked because Tesla was asexual. (I don't like to be touched; I don't know where you've been.) He was also completely out of his effing mind, and beyond brilliant. So brilliant in fact, he invented a machine that could zap you out of existence from 200 miles away. The only thing stopping him from blasting you from even farther away is the fact that the earth is round and not flat.
Top that.
And thanks, O.H. for your flattering comment a couple posts back. I am intrigued, because I cannot click on your name to find out who you are. But apparently you read my blog, so rock on.
haha! The wrong side of s Tesla invasion! You crack me up! I love reading your blog. :)
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry your tummy hurts though :(
I know how you feel about suddenly being attacked by dairy, it happened to me when I was 17! Do you get lactofree in America? Or some sort of lactose free milk equivalent? It's much tastier than soya milk, without the meanness of normal milk!
ReplyDeletei'm sorry but i can't stop myself rom asking how, just how can you drink raw milk like that? i don't understand ppl who enjoy it.
ReplyDeletehope you'll feel better soon~
soi milk is the best :D (and it doesn't make your tummy feel bad)
Oh, so sorry for the terrible tummy trauma, however, the pictures are priceless! So darn adorable, even in the throes of a lactose melt-down! :(
ReplyDeleteEmbarrassed to admit i have not heard of your Gentleman Friend, but now i am intrigued and shall chase him to the ends of the earth...or at least the Blog-o-sphere.
Shalom, Dahling,
tracy
This man is seriously bad ass...i think i'm in love. May His spirit linger.
ReplyDeleteWHAT IS UP WITH MILK? i swear that happened to me last week & now i can't have any without blowing up inside.
ReplyDeleteno one can top Tesla.
also, your last video about the cat cracked me up. it's totally my dog, who i'm fairly sure really is a cat.
staystrong, page.
Not to mention a rather handsome gent.
ReplyDeleteGood morning Mich!
ReplyDeleteI have been rushing out of work every day to hurry home & read you ever since I stumbled on your blog a couple weeks back.
Well... to be fair I always rush out of work but even more so now. I am working on getting my own blog as we speak.
Dairy-free greetings from California, O.H.
It will most likely gross you out. Which is why I am [very] secretive about my cereal eating routine nowdays... I pour orange juice in mine as I do not drink milk. - O.H.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry to hear of your dairy woes. I suggest almond milk (or, okay, soy works just as well). The first time I ever heard about Tesla was the story of how he created the time machine or whatever, where the military submarine was zapped to another location and into the past, and the guys that had been on it were basically embedded in the walls... or, just plain nuts. And when I heard about that, I thought, "Oh, Tesla, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways..." And then awesome bloggers like yourself share awesome links that take your awesome readers to more awesome information about awesome folks like Tesla... and... well, you get the idea. Maybe. I'm not exactly 'able to communicate' at this moment in time.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, thanks for sharing the awesomeness of Tesla. What a bad-ass.
I regret to say I have nothing interesting to share based on your blog however it cracked me up but I'm sorry about the dairy issue, I too love milk but can't drink it because of said cartoon-illustrated troubles, I have soya :) x
ReplyDeleteOh milk, why must you torture our insides with your creamy goodness. I switched to rice milk myself, it's sweet without the weird after-taste of soy. I hope to learn how to make vegan ice-cream in the summer. My intolerance of milk will not stop my enjoyment of creamy goodness! Fight on, sister!
ReplyDeleteAnd after reading that tribute to Tesla I can only lament the years I was ignorant of his awesome. He's like Cthulu incarnate. Ich Leibe. Not to mention he's a rather handsome bastard to boot.
Cheers!
P.S. Hellraiser is awesome! "Pain, Pleasure, Indivisible"
hahaha I always love your little illustrations. That sucks about dairy though.
ReplyDeleteI just read that thing on Tesla, it's insane. I am now in awe of his mad scientist awesomeness.
bwwahahaha nikola tesla is the business. one of the students at the school I work at did a report on tesla last year and the poster he made was hanging in the hallway...I took a picture of it with my phone and had it as my wallpaper for weeks. lmao
ReplyDeletealso, fuck dairy!
coconut milk, coconut milk ice cream, geez lady...so delicious and better for you than fatty cow tits drippings.
fuck cow tits!
I would be kind of glad if i was alergic to dairy, a natural laxative(even if it hurts)sounds great to me xD But I´m sorry you are in pain =(
ReplyDeleteWell, that gut sounds interesting haha you are really funny, did you know that?
xx
Holy shit girl, you crack me up.
ReplyDeleteYou could have developed a lactose intolerance - I developed it last year and lost a tonne of weight. (:
Ah your pictures make me giggle :)
ReplyDeleteI think that milk thing is just random. Its happened to me once or twice.
I am just so in love with your and your blog. How do you stay so positive? Thanks for your post on my self-deprecating woe-is-me entry. And yes, we WILL be thin for the new year, damnit!
ReplyDeleteShorties unite!
I love your little pictures!! They make me smile soooooo big!! XD youve come too far to take orders from dairy!! You dont need that fool!! <333 good luck
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA.
ReplyDeleteYour pictures are neater lately.. You've been practising?! :)
That used to happen with me and dairy too.
One scoop of ice cream and I was on the floor in pain. I got out of it tho, lucky.
Hope yours clears up.
I love a glass of milk when I'm hungover - dunno what I'd do without it.
Goooood luck :)
x
Hm Tesla is a hottie :p
ReplyDeleteI hate milk! Ahh I'm not vegan but only drink soy milk because regular milk would make me feel like that! You should try it, it's delicious, promise :) light vanilla soy is super yummy.
Wahaha! I do love your cartoons!
ReplyDeleteSeems you've maybe become lactose intolerant? Maybe Lactaid would help? Ronson is lactose intolerant too. She's called Lactaid one of her food groups. Not that I'm obsessed or anything ^_^
i love milk as well, so so much ^_^
ReplyDeletemilk & honey nom nom nommmmm
i love cartoon mich she's super cute
xx
Hello gorgeous! I've missed you!! Goodness, I have so many posts to catch up on! Dairy (and sometimes soda) does that to me occasionally- except it doesn't have that laxative affect, it just bloats me until I look like a pregnant lady ><. Oh, and I hear you about being born in the wrong century! I totally belong back in the Renaissance day- they're clothing, music, & just all around culture is amazing. Plus, being really pale was attractive back then!
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ReplyDeleteOh Mich, you have a gift with your words. You're so funny yet infomative at thee same time. I love this post, aside from the pain you're in! Hope you feel better soon:]
ReplyDeleteP.S, masssive spelling fail in the above comment so I deleted it!
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You are hysterical and talented. Your posts makes me laugh and I really need some laughs in my life these days :-)
ReplyDeleteI hope you figure out the milk thing. Personally I love soya milk but then again I am asian and we were raised with soya milk since young so they are just absolutely yummy to me.
you make me laugh like no one else :)
ReplyDeleteIt sucks that you like dairy products but they dont go well with your stomach anymore :( and lol that is a funny drawing. Good luck
ReplyDeleteHey,
ReplyDeletei tried to e-mail you but it wouldn't go through :(
Hope you are feeling better.
Hugs,
tracy
Why thank you! I've missed blogger and reading everyone's posts. I really loved your second vlog! I'd love to have a dress like that (or even make one!). Your house is lovely too.
ReplyDeleteWith the tracking thing, it's a site called Statcounter. You sign up (it's free), copy and paste your blog url, and it gives you the general location of everyone who clicks on your page. That way, if anyone around your city/town clicks on your blog, you'll know about it. I have it just in case my friends decide to snoop again, then I can block them, but I haven't had to do that just yet. As for the actual IP blocking, I haven't tried that just yet, but this website explains how to do it: http://forum.statcounter.com/vb/archive/index.php/t-16690.html. I hope that helps you =).
Oh, also- I had to change my gmail account, so if you still need any more info for the bullying project you're doing, let me know =).
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ReplyDeleteI've never liked cow milk. When I was a kid my mom made me drink it because the pediatrician told her I needed more calcium...and I used to gag at the taste so much that we had to start putting cinnamon and sugar in it first.
I did love me some cheese/yogurt/ice cream though. DEARLY.
But after switching to vegan versions due to the allergy, I noticed that when I did eat a forbidden smidge of something I used to formerly adore...the taste wasn't umm...quite how I remembered it and was distinctly, disappointingly non-delicious.
So weird.
As for B...I think maybe I'm giving the wrong impression of him? Giving him a bad reputation and junk. lol
I mean I try to show how I overreact to little things people say/do or don't say/don't do...overanalyzing things to death when really I just need to let shit go because they'll get resolved on their own without me sweating so many bullets. That the way I respond to the minute things which get under my skin is my own fault/problem and needs to be worked on from the inside out.
Isn't your relationship with P#1 sort of a friends w/benefits thing? And sort of an off and on thing?
B and I are strictly platonic and aside from the time we spent not speaking thanks to his last girlfriend hating my guts, we're always *on* so to speak. He's kind of the sweetest, nicest guy I've ever known; generally dependable, loyal, sincere and warm. From what I've read about P#1, he seems kind of more prickly and picayune? But I could be misreading...
Oh wait...am I getting confused? Is it P#2 who seems tricky? *face palm*
ReplyDeleteahhhh, I think I should have clarified that the hiding only takes place in the context of the internet.
ReplyDeletethe whole thing is made more strange/complicated by his sort-of-famousness and the public life that he lives.
it's purely contextual.
which doesn't keep me from looking for any even vaguely sharp things to get my feelings hurt on, or from trying to solve every puzzle I ever encounter.
:x
two many P's!
we should be chatting this instead of commenting it!!