Just arrived home after a 2 1/2 hour drive. Thankfully the only traffic I hit was just outside the Oranges. Everyone slowed down to gawk at cops pulling someone over ON THE OVERPASS. Not even on the actual highway.
Here I am, making myself gorgeous before leaving the house:
Some trip highlights:
- # of miles per hour I was traveling immediately before getting pulled over = 92 (bathroom emergency)
Cop: "You know why I pulled you over?"
Me: ::legs crossed:: "I have to pee so friggin bad IT HURTS!"
Cop: "Why didn't you stop at the rest stop a few miles back?"
Me: ::evil glare:: "I didn't have to pee then."
Cop: ::blank stare::
Me: "I'm seriously about to wet myself. And I WILL pee on your car."
Cop: ::tries to keep a straight face; fails:: "All right. I''ll let you off with a warning. Slow down."
- # cats smuggled into the hotel room = 2
Aren't they the cutest?? I named them Luke and Leia.
- # of dollars lost gambling = $10
- # of conversations with hot surfers = 2
- # of conversations with hot southerners = 1 (30 seconds after meeting Chad, he asked, "Y'all wanna get high?" I declined, but sat on the beach with him for 1 hour.
Here I am on the beach, looking fabulous:
- # of orifices filled with sand = all of them
- # fatalities at the amusement park = 0, which can only be attributed to the grace of God. That thing is mad sketchy:
- # of tattoo compliments = 7 (3 for Harley Quinn, 4 for the owl)
- # "Anyone ever tell you that you look like Lady Gaga?" = 9
- Weight upon arriving home = 101 lbs. Woohoo!
wow great job girl! how tall are you?? your soooo light ! 101 ! i wish i were that tiny
ReplyDeletethats awesome your doing well, lol u know mcdonalds have those my lil pony things in their happy meals at the moment and i saw a bunch of girls with them last night.. i thought of u hehe xx
ReplyDeleteSounds like a fun trip! :)
ReplyDeleteYou. Are frikin' gorgeous! =]
ReplyDeleteyou are so effing beautiful.
ReplyDeleteglad you are having a fun trip.
stay lovely
♥ idil
Eat!
ReplyDeleteSkinny chicks rock.
There is a article on my blog about the tapeworm diet along with a amusing story about how Coach Gains a feeder flushed a tape worm out of one of his feedees, breaded it, deep fried it and fed it to her.
I must say that are a big fat tub of guts who is eating himself to death because I am such a greedy glutton I have to admire you. Too bad your type and my type can't strike a happy medium.
I, Fat Bastard would have crapped my pants in that cops's car.
Love the pics :]
ReplyDeleteI want this trip...
And your weight.
And you're gorgeous :D
Love
Lilah
Ha, ha, you are sooooo funny! Did you really have that coversation with the cop???
ReplyDeleteYou look sooo beautiful and thin, thin...have a fun trip and go get you one of those "Happy Meals" with the "Pretty Ponies"! :-)
(Make it a plain cheeseburger for me!)
<3 tracy
Awww sounds fun! :) you're so adorable!!
ReplyDeleteo ur so pretty hun
ReplyDeletesounds like u had a good trip
i havent been to ac in years
last time iwent i wasnt even old enough to gamble walked boardwalk kfor 2 days straight great exercise but fuck didmy feet hurt
the cats so cute
aww you dont look like lady Gaga! You're not looking like a squit-eyed man like she does.
ReplyDeleteYou're really pretty(:
btw I loooove the kitties aww *-*