Trains of Thought.

I chanced getting on the scale this evening, and it wasn't as bad as I thought 'twould be! 104 after the Jersey Shore 3-day binge.

I just put the photos from the shore onto the comp and discovered that I only took 2. One is a blurry landscape in the rain, the other is me in my new shirt:

B&B is seriously the best shop ever. I got that halter, one sheer white flyaway cardigan, and one pair of semi-sensible sandals. Eating aside, it was a fun first time to Seaside. My little sis spent most of the 3 days stalking the cast of Jersey Shore, and even pointed one out to me. JamWow or something like that. Don't any of those cretins have grown-up names? And it's hardly "reality" when they can't even go to the bar or go to work without 5 state troopers and a giant crowd of onlookers.

My cam also had pics from my last Chinese food episode. I went on a small shopping spree last week that I have no actual money to pay for, and afterwards I had a dinner of Chinese food during which I ate too many spring rolls. The cookie told me:

Eat my As$, fortune cookie!!! What the heck do you know?!?

And then to add insult to injury, this was on the other side:

Good times.

My BFF and I watched The Little Mermaid tonight. It's really surreal watching all the Disney movies that I saw a million times as a kid, but then haven't watched in like 15 years. The priest totally had an erection.

Whilst watching the movie, I made an Unemployment Project List - things that will fill the giant empty spaces that make up my weekdays:

- Compile all the fortunes I've saved over many years of Chinese food and make something creative out of them.

- Clean all the little glass objects on the bureau in my room. They're covered in like a year of dust. The last time I cleaned them (3 years of dust removed), it took 4 hours.

- Get rid of all the books in the shelf downstairs and donate them.

- Use the little watercolor paint set and paint some lovely fairies and mermaids. (My attempts at said fairies and mermaids shall be posted on here so y'all point and laugh.)

- Drano the sinks in the upstairs bathroom.

I think that's a good start. And I've got a meal plan laid out for tomorrow. I went on the best grocery run today, buying non- and low-carb things: turkey bacon, cold cuts (roast beef), canned tuna, celery, porcini mushrooms, and some yummy looking frozen veggie dishes. Tomorrow I plan to eat 4 slices of turkey bacon for breakfast (60), and some tuna lettuce wraps for dinner (90). I made my own version of that master cleanse lemonade thing and hid it in Special K shake bottles. I am allowed one a day (140) to drink whenever I feel faint between breakfast and dinner.