Saturday, August 21, 2010

Home again! I need a militaristic plan for the next 7 days.


I just want to say that I love when people who talk with their hands drive with their arm hanging out the window. I tried to get a photo of the guy driving in front of us, but he was too far away. I couldn't see him, only his hand gesturing wildly out the driver side window.

Thank your girls, for all of your supportive comments! They made me smile. I am not touching the scale until next week. Tomorrow, I shall make use of my new bag of vicodin and exercise for 90 minutes. I shall also spend a good portion of my day in the bathroom, because I panicked and took four ex-lax when I got home and looked up the calorie estimates of all the food I ate for the last three days. I know it won't erase all the muck I put into to my body, but it will make me feel clean and empty. A fresh start for the week.

Ok so I need a serious plan to get back to at least 104 by next Saturday. A plan I will actually stick with. I am going to try and cut carbs again, but this time with a PLAN.

Safe foods:

- Breakfast: 1 egg, perhaps with ketchup and/or low fat bacon bits

- Lunch: cold cuts, a salad (pretty much just lettuce, maybe with peppers, celery, or something similar)

- Dinner: fresh vegetables, or frozen veggies

Knowing me and my nonsense, this will last all of 12 hours. After that, I will at least keep the calories intake between 200-400 cals. On Monday, I'm going to try consuming nothing but liquids. Idk how this will work out, as I have to work around Mum and make her think I'm eating.

Ohmigod this is funny stuff:

...and I would like to make it known that my former bowl (before friend's mum broke it) was called the Baaaad Ass Motha!!!(4000). I heart Master Shake. And I think everyone from New Jersey knows someone exactly like Carl. This makes me laugh like a raving lunatic.
ATHF 02x11 Super Computer

8 comments:

  1. Lolz, that episode is AWESOME!!! I love Oog.

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  2. Welcome back to the land of control...now if i would only follow!

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  3. Food plan sounds amazing :)
    Too bad Im too lazy to get off my ass and make some eggs lol

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  4. i envy you. your strength, your determination. and above all your willpower. you deserve to get to that fucking goal weight, that we all plan our lives around.. ever wonder what heppens when we get there?! what happens next?! do we just keep going?! until we're nothing?! see my mind is sucha hideous place to be :( xxx

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  5. I LOVE ATHF! guh...the episode where Danzig buys Carl's haunted house is my all time favorite (the cybernetic ghost of christmas past from the future) mainly because of the fact that they got Danzig to play himself. "That fuckin robot came with the fuckin house and now he's fuckin gone. If you see that mother fucker..."

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  6. o ima have to watch those later
    and yay ur home :)

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  7. i love those folks too lol
    omg i cut carbs too and started eating an egg in the morning :0
    i switched the pork bacon to turkey so then it'd be 20 calories per strip rather than 80 in my case. then i just went vegetarian haha.
    good luck hun. gotta love starting the week off clean and empty ;)

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  8. FUCK YES!! XD I love Jhonen's work, and JtHM has a special place in my heart. My little monster that hacks and slashes at the people around me when they really start to get on my tits ^.^

    Crazy? Me? Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

    Which Sailor Scout is that up there? I've been watching Sailor Moon dubbed online. Hate the voice acting, but beggars can't be choosers :(

    <3 You are FANTASTIC!!

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