The Rules:
1. Thank the person who loved you enough to bestow this gift
2. Share seven things about yourself.
3. Bestow this honor onto 10 newly discovered or followed bloggers– in no particular order– who are fantastic in some way.
4. Drop by and let your ten new friends know you admire them.
Seven facts, ay? Ok here goes...
1.) I ate 1,200 calories today. I'm not sure whether to be anxious or not.
2.) This song has been stuck in my head all day:
Best movie ever.
3.) The insomnia has gotten bad again. I'm not sure what I've been doing the past few days, but I've been awake for most of them. Lack of sleep is causing Brain Sludge.
4.) I have several very irrational phobias. I guess everyone does, but people seem to think mine are strange. Mainly because I'm afraid of things that cannot hurt me:
- Kevin Bacon
- Worms. This is the worst one, I think. I hate going outside after the rain because all the worms come out. If there's too many, I will gag, and I may actually vomit. And freak out in general. One acquaintance, many years ago thought it would be super funny to pick up a worm off the ground and try to throw it at me. After projectile vomiting and running away fast enough to break the sound barrier, I waited until he put the worm down and punched him in the stomach.
Big guys go down pretty fast.
- Also afraid of going insane. Like insane to the point where I don't know what's real and what isn't.
- Space. As in outer space. It's too large and menacing and I can't handle it. Most of the time, I just pretend it isn't there.
- Airplanes. That one is rational, I think. I HATE airplanes. In order to ride in an airplane, I need to be very heavily sedated. For this reason, Mum really hates traveling with me. I make sure to take my sedatives about 15 or 20 minutes before it's time to board the plane, so I can be properly unconscious by the time the plane takes off.
This one time, our flight had a two hour-ish delay. We didn't find out until after I had taken 4 Sudafed, 2 clonazepams, and 10 mg of Xanax. There were no seats in the waiting area. Little Sis was getting cranky and obnoxious. And Little Sis and Mum tend to travel with giant carry-on bags (I just bring my purse; I'd really rather not lug two heavy bags around). And of course Little Sis is incapable of carrying her own bag, so Mum has to carry everything.
Mum was not impressed.
By the time they were boarding, I was lucky they actually let me on the plane. And Mum was on the verge of total mental collapse.
5.) Sometimes I fantasize about being murdered. My murder would be dramatic, with a good chase scene, and lots of blood.
6.) Despite my dizzying intellect, I tend to do really stupid things. Like stapling myself on the arm just because I'm curious how it would feel (it kind of hurts). Or trying to put things down in midair. Usually I do this with beverages. As if my subconscious believes that my cup of tea will just hover several feet off the ground if I let go of it.
Idk, I just don't think. Like that time I decided to drop acid an hour before my curfew.
If you live with your parents and have never done this, here's a word of advice: DON'T.
Even Little Sis--who was 5 at the time--knew something was up.
Mum was worse. You cannot imagine the terror that I felt...
Because no matter how oblivious she was to the signs of a person whacked out on hallucinogens, I was convinced she was going to kill me at any moment. Plus I think my senses of sight and hearing may not have been feeding me accurate information.
7.) I think my monthlies are making an appearance, after almost 9 months of nothing. Apparently my ovaries are still working after all...
So now I can donate eggs! That's like getting paid to breed your own army. :D
And I shall now pass this on to some of you who haven't done it yet:
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>:(
You've all done it already. I suppose that's what I get for not blogging in so many days!
<3
I LOVE that movie!! One of the best things to come from my childhood, seriously.
ReplyDelete3. sleep is getting away from me lately, too. 4. i've been gardening. i found an earthworm this morning&was surprised that i screamed&threw it. guess i don't like them, though i used to fish with them all the time. 5. i do too. i have nightmares about it&it's scary, but then i have dreams about it&it's beautiful. silly brains we have, hmm? anyway, thoroughly entertaining post. love love love it. stay strong, little lady.
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LOLOL @ the ponies. Had acid twice as a teenager. And I agree, don't do it if you got a curfew!!
ReplyDeletelove the drawings!
ReplyDeleteI used to get ridiculously messed up when I knew I had to be home, trying to sneak by the parents or talk to them like nothing was going on was rather scary, but funny as hell to look back on now. Parents really are ignorant.
I haven't done it yet:) I will do it my next post! <3
awesome facts. laughed so much at number 6. reminds me of taking acid 7 hours before my shift at work, i figured if i wanted to be sober in by the time i started work it would some how be so. unsuccessful.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha I've missed your blog!
ReplyDeleteI laughed at your acid story, priceless <3
I nominated you too! I think I forgot to let you know via comment though, but that's ok because you know I love you :D. I have to agree with you on #4- worms are disgusting, but I think I actually fear cockroaches more! These were interesting and very random- I liked hearing more random facts about folks :) And omg those pony pics are freaking hilarious! Breading your own army is a great way to look at donating eggs!
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ha i love ur picutres there hun
ReplyDeleteThis is greatness! The pictures are fabulous, i love them sooooo much! Thank you for making me smile! And the ponies, the ponies...hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the award....hope i can make it a little interesting...i don't even know how to bring it to the blog :( i will try to find a few lovelies who haven't done it yet.
Loves,
tracy
I have a friend who was afraid of the pillsbury doughboy...so one of our other mutual guy pals found a little one and taped it to the driver's side handle of her car. and another one to the handle of her apartment screen door. Not gonna lie....her reaction caused me to have a fit of uncontrollable laughter, even though I felt bad for her.
ReplyDeleteThe irrational fears of others are my comedic gold. BUT I WILL REFRAIN (I promise) from making epic paint pix of Kevin Bacon surrounded in a glorious nebula, floating in space. I PROMISE.
And thanks for the award. I will get on it as soon as I'm done not going to work and sleeping instead. ;p
DEAD at the pony pictures, they're so accurate :D
ReplyDeleteyour fear of worms is the exact same as mine of crickets. except i (literally) cry when i have to feed them to my tarantula. blech.
HAHAHAAAAAAA-*hack* *gasp* *wheeze*
ReplyDeleteThe Starry Eyed Pony pic is my new desktop background!
It's weird how certain synapsis misfires get wired in our brains and just won't go away. I put random things in the freezer.
hehe I adore your facts!!!
ReplyDeleteThat movie is so funny.
ReplyDeleteI was like that when I smoked weed for the first time... My mom walks out of the room and I immediately shout "SHE KNOWS!"
Even though she wouldn't have cared... I was an idiot lol.
I have an irrational fear of beetles.
xoxo
OMG I love you so much. Those illustrations of yours always brighten my day!!! Thanks.
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OMG I seriously remind you of Rogue?? :D She was my favorite, after Beast ^.^
ReplyDeleteLol, a cat bringing a dead thing and leaving it on your pillow is the ULTIMATE sign of love. Or maybe it's trying to teach you how to hunt?
Oh and do you speak German/are you from Germany? Just curious :3
ReplyDelete& I play the flute, for ~9 years now. Hehe.
I know you've already gotten this like a million times, but I'm giving it to you again, because my list just wouldn't make sense if your blog wasn't on it.
ReplyDeleteYou're hilarious! I laughed so hard at number 6 lol :'D
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