Sunday, September 19, 2010

Well that was relatively painless.


Thanks for all the moral support, gals! The visit didn't go too bad. Step-mom gave me a piece of apple bread that I had to eat because she watched me like a hawk, but then she told me how great and thin I look, so that made me feel slightly better. And she's a psycho about healthy food, so at least I can be pretty confident the apple bread wasn't made of just sugar and butter.

And then my little brother and his friends (there were like 8 kids in the house -_-) decided to make chocolate chip cookies. Little Bro #2 has the recipe on the back of the chocolate chip bag memorized, and he has "improved" it. Instead of the normal 1-tablespoon sized cookie, he uses a 1/3 cup measure to make giant leviathan cookies.

I ate like half of one immediately after it came out of the oven, so I could punish myself and eat at the same time. Good god, that burned; but it was good. Little Bro#2 ate some of my cookie, as well, so at least I didn't have the whole 400-calories.

Here's my family tree, before I try to explain how we all fit in: (click on it to make it bigger)

I think that's even more confusing, to be honest...
Made for some good craic growing up, let me tell you!

Ok so the reason I do not get along with my father is that he basically tossed me and my older sisters aside when he Found Jesus 10 years ago. It's like we don't matter anymore; only his current wife and their 2 children matter. When I go visit him, I get the feeling that they can't wait until I leave. Older Sis #2 feels the same way. And Older Sis #1, in England, hardly ever speaks to him. She used to be his favorite before Jesus became his bff.

I have nothing against religion. To be perfectly honest, I think they're all different versions of the same basic idea, and there's no point in arguing over something that is part belief/faith and part culture/tradition. It's just silly. We should all be able to believe whatever the heck we want to without worrying what other people think.

And Daddy believes I am going to burn in the deepest, darkest pit of Hell. The VIP section that Satan has reserved just for Catholics. 


Dad only calls when he wants something. Since I live like an hour away, he never calls me. Older Sis#2 lives down the street from him, and I see her more than  he does. His religion has taken over his life. And for all his righteous preaching, I certainly don't think he's the living example of Christ's teachings when he acts like the 3 kids from his 1st marriages don't exist. It's the hypocrisy that pisses me off - not the religion. 



So after visiting Dadum, I met up with Older Sis#2 and my niece at one of the nearby farms. (They live in Upstate New York). I was going to pass on the ice cream (obvs), but then Older Sis #2 is like, "you can eat their ice cream - the custard one doesn't make me sick at all, so it should be ok for you, too." 

And then she gave me that "stop starving or I'm gonna tell Mum" look. So I got a kiddie-sized soft serve pumpkin ice cream. It was pretty delicious, and a tiny cup, so I didn't feel too bad.

But I still ate like a pig yesterday, so I'm on a hard-core fast today. I've only had a cup of tea with a splash of skim milk, and some black coffee this morning. Going to work out, then go to the mall and get spray in hair colour for my Halloween costume, and think of a reason to skip dinner in front of Mum. I'll have to feign food-borne illness, or something....

12 comments:

  1. Father's are a nightmare, step-father's are worse! Mine gave me a special nickname...F.L.B. Fucking Little Bitch. Die, you stupid FUCK!!! Sorry, I feel better now!

    Families are so volatile. The chaces of armageddon breaking out are especially high in family environments!

    Feeders really suck. I hope the calories they forced on you return to them 100 fold!

    And lastly, as for christians, no offence but, people like your step family are the reason I'm an Atheist!
    I want a t-shirt that says 'I'm going with the other guy!' just to piss 'em off!

    I'm glad you got out alive. I'd miss you terribly if you didn't.X.

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  2. LOL! Sugar and butter,that's a good one. LOL@ his cookies. That is one hell of an improvement! Your tree isn't confusing at all! At least, I didn't think so. The "sinners" thing made me laugh though. Heyy! Guess I'll see you there! Not in the VIP though, sadly. :(

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  3. I didn't find your tree confusing in the slightest! Hope everything gets better with your family.
    I hate it when people force food onto you! It's so annoying. You just want to spit it back in their faces. (Which I just may do one day...)
    Stay strong, lovely! :) x

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  4. Haha I love how you did your family tree. You would think since your Dad's BFF is Jesus, that he would be all about keeping the family close and having good relationships with his daughters. Religion can be funny sometimes. Did you post what you're going to be for Halloween or did I just miss it? Ah!

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  5. I'm glad it didn't go too bad. That bread, cookie, and ice cream sound delicious, though! I happen to have a bit of a sweet tooth, but it still sounds as if you haven't gone over 800 calories. I wouldn't worry too much.
    I totally agree with you on religion. I mean, I'm rather Jewish, but I wish there were more peace in between all religions and beliefs. Ex: I don't think it's right to just kill Muslims and not let them build a mosque, stab them in the streets, etc. Even though 9/11 was a conspiracy anyway, but everyone seems to have warped minds that now believe that "if this person isn't like me, then they should die." My dad has also, ahem, "found Jesus". Let me tell you, in his case, it's ruined a perfectly good life. He'll put that religion before my mom and my family anyday, and my mom deserves a million times better than him in the first place. So do the rest of us.
    Well, I sure hope the fast goes well. Thanks for the post (:

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  6. im gald taht the visit didnt go to bad
    and i hate religious ppl especially when they preach it to me
    if u wanna b relgious fine no problem witht hat but dont u know force it on me
    ithink ur dad is like ocmpletely wacked out in hes thinking but hey
    im sure uw ill come up with areason to skip dinner

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  7. glad the visit wasn't too bad, religion i think also is all based around the same idea.
    why must ppl make it so controversial and such? i dunno....
    take care!
    cookies sound good right now..

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  8. Ahh, thank you for sharing all of this!
    Sucks about your dad. Sometimes it just isn't fair, but there's not much we can do about it, you know?
    The part about your brother and his cookies made me laugh! :)
    <3

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  9. "It's the hypocrisy that pisses me off - not the religion"

    Too fucking right! I don't mind religions, it's the people I can't stand!

    If you don't mind me saying so, your Dad needs a good hard clip round the ear >:(

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  10. Love the family tree! Sad about how religion can really mess with people. It brings out the best and the worst...

    The pumpkin ice cream sounded delish...so Autumnal! (Is that a word?)

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  11. I'm glad my tree was understandable. My family always confuses people, so I usually have to use charts and pictures.

    Autumnal is definitely a word. :D One of my favorite words, in fact, because I LOOOOVE autumn!

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  12. Wow, your dad is a HOLY FUCKER.

    I hate religion. It was about 10 years at one point that I could not say the word Christian without prefacing it with FUCKING Christian.

    Some people are so stupid that they lack the insight to recognize the true message of the bible, wich is love.

    You on the other hand are very insightful for a young woman. Remember, we cannot pick our parents. He is missing out on a wonderful daughter.

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