4.28 AM
Me: [sleeping very deeply for once, thanks to some herbal remedies]
My Phone: [maximum volume, ~12 inches from my eardrums]
Me: [tangled in sheets, flailing, answering phone] Wha..?
My cousin Patrick: [in Ireland, where it is 9.28 AM] Um... Who's this?
Me: [ >:( ] ...Patrick?
Patrick: Hiya, cuz! I think I dialed the wrong number...
Me: I hate you.
Patrick: What time is it over there?
Me: It's half past four in the mf morning.
Patrick: [laughs like insane criminal {it's a family trait; we all do it}] Yeah, sorry about that. I meant to ring Aaron. [his brother] But sure you're always awake.
Me: I wasn't awake, no.
Patrick: Ah well it's good for you to get up early the odd time. HAHA!! [hangs up]
I love my family.
Yesterday was an excellent day, if I do say so myself. I ate: turkey bacon (30), V8 (30), coffee (20), egg (70), soup (60), almond milk (70), popcorn (100; I snuck it into the cinema), and roughly 100 for all the times I licked my hands while baking a cake for Little Sis's stepmother. (Aren't I a good sister?) Total of 480, and exercise got rid of about 600.
We get free movie tickets every Tuesday now with Optimum, so I went to see Resident Evil 3D. I'm not gonna lie. Milla Jovovich is hot.
My boyfriend is obsessed with her. Sometimes to the point where it actually makes me feel bad, haha. But I'm pathetic anyway.
ReplyDeletei never got into resident evil but yay for sneaking the lower cal popcorn in
ReplyDeletedamn ur cousin for waking u up when u were acutally sleeping for once u'll have to get him back somehow
haha that phone convo was funny to read, if not funny to experience :) xx
ReplyDeletelove, love, love resident evil - I cannot wait to see it!
ReplyDeleteI know you don't want to hear this from me or anyone for that matter, but I feel "compelled".
ReplyDeleteI can tell what a creative and smart person you are just by viewing your blog. No I don't know you, and you don't know me, but I do know that you deserve so much more in life than what you allow yourself to have. I hope my commenting doesn't bring out the b*tch in you ;)
How sweet of you to help your little sister...your family seems pretty fun. Anyway, yes, Milla is extremely gorgeous...haven't seen the new movie yet, how was it?
ReplyDeleteYay for families. Always good for a laugh (after the fact, of course). <3
ReplyDeleteOh good lord, what an awful eedjit! That's family for you!
ReplyDeleteThanks for listing my blog on your site, you're a darling! Those aquarium fish at the top are a scream, they remind me of the koi at the plant nursery down the road. Those greedy buggers will take your hand off!
Have a good one, M.
:)
Haha, this post is brilliant! Made me laugh. :) <3
ReplyDeleteHey Michie! Me again. Thanks for your comment. I left you a reply beneath it. Catchoo laydahs!
ReplyDeleteOK I must admit, I have the biggest girl crush on Milla. LOVE her in any movie. The Resident evil(s) rocked... so did Ultraviolet. Plus, she doesn't have a stick thin body as you can tell in "The Perfect Getaway", so I'm less jealous ;)
ReplyDeletexoxo zen
Gotta love family. Patrick sounds like a riot...except at 4:30 am.....
ReplyDeleteYES ODWALLA MAKES BARS!! and they are freakin delicious! They have like 15 different kinds too! We have a guy come in and sets them and they drinks of. The juice drinks are kind of expensive but the bars are only $1.39 which is REALLY good considering we are like a convince store type thing. They have around 200 calories in them, but are pretty good sized, 20% organic, and taste amazing!! oh and they fill you up rather well too. You could probably eat half of it at a time and be fine. But i know they are my new addiction!
ReplyDeleteAnd that's freaky about the ouiji board... one of my classmates in elementary school was using one once in her attic and they tried to contact the devil ( stupid right? ) and exactly 1 year later their house burned down... so I don't really mess with those anymore haha.