We smoke while we flip the bird.

300 followers?!? WORD. 


Hey y'all! How are things? 300 seems like a lot. Am I living up to everyone's expectations? Is there anything you'd like more of? Less of? Will I listen to suggestions? Probably not, but sure it's worth a try.


I kicked the elliptical's arse today at the gym. 600 calories in an hour. Then another 100ish on the bike. I'm reading Hunger Games. That book is BRILLIANT. Like seriously. Go read it. Now. 


It reminds me a bit of the film Battle Royale (if you haven't seen it, go rent it--I don't think it's banned anymore). I wish they'd done that when I was in grade school--rounded all us kiddies up, sent us to an island, and told us we had to kill each other until there was only one left. I would have won (obvs) and it would have been the mother of all bloodbaths.

Grade school sucked a lot.


I did not binge yesterday!! And haven't yet today (keeping fingers crossed that it lasts... I'm going to the pub tonight, so I'll allow myself semi-normal cal intake so I don't go nuts when I come home drunk). 


I should be working on some kind of fiction project for my writing workshop. 'Tis my turn to email everyone up to 8 pages of a first draft, but all the stuff I'm working on is either part of a series and already 2 or 3 books in, or it's crap and I don't feel like wasting my time typing it when I shall most likely abandon it anyway. 


So I'm procrastinating. I showered. Did my hair up all nice.

...Not really. It's in a more contained sort of bun now, like in that post I did about my unhygienic hair rituals. 


I also tidied my room. Did all the grocery shopping. Picked up Mum's prescription. And I attempted to tidy my closet, but gave up.


You have to love the closets and cupboards in my house. Mum is a minimalist, and I am a hoarder, so in order to balance the two, Mum is ok with stuffing things out of sight (and thus out of mind) so the house can look bare and sterile. So we stuff many, many things into closets.

This is all well and good until you actually have to go and get something out of the closet.

There's usually an avalanche, complete with at least 2 spiders.


But worse than the avalanche, I think, is when you get attacked by just one heavy item.

I am being unfair. These things generally only happen after I have been putting things away in the closets. The cupboard under my sink is my fav. 


...


Ok, I really need to go write something. I have until Monday evening to send it out. Deadlines and I do not get along very well. 


Hope everyone's having a spectacular weekend! <3