Sunday, November 21, 2010

Don't call me Len, you little prick. I'm a bishop!

Crikey
I haven't had a hangover in a while. That sucked. I spent the day flying in and out of the bathroom, tearing my room apart in search of season 2 of Oz, and then having a nervous breakdown when I found season 2 only to discover that it was missing disc 1. 


Then I calmed down and watched Father Ted instead. 


Last night I went out and got drunk with my mother. I had a salad and we shared an ice cream dessert. I felt good about the day. 


Then we went home and I consumed the contents of the pantry. I even reached the point of expired candy (Snickers). It was way worse than my usual weekend binges. The only thing that saved me was the fact that all I ate before that was dinner; and the binge happened late, so I got tired before I could really go nuts. But holy hand grenades, I couldn't even breathe afterwards. I felt like I had just run a marathon. A marathon of mega-fatness. I need to not drink alcohol.


Thankfully, today's hangover kept my cals down. And I don't think mum remembers anything from our night out, which is good because I get very honest when I'm drunk. 
>_<

20 comments:

  1. Aww :( hangovers sound terrible. I've never had one, as I've never drank. I don't ever plan to, either. Any kind of drink with calories gives me panic attacks.
    Ugh don't you hate binges? They're the WORST feelings in the world. Over the summer I'd binge and then I'd feel extra bad because I'd have all this food shoving up against my super new scar tissue. Not fun xD Hope your day tomorrow is better :)

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  2. Ugh, HATEE hangovers. They really suck, because even though I don't eat much, the day is just pure torture, so I can't even enjoy my fast, because my stomach is ready to heave it's epithelium out of my esophagus. But then the next time comes around, and I just get drunk again... I never learn.

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  3. Thankfully I'm on Atkins, (no booze) otherwise I, too, would be 'hanging' like a whore on a hotel banister! Weekend binge-drinker, me!

    LOVE Father Ted!! So sad when Dermot Morgan died. Bishop Brennan is a scream!

    It's a new week and that means a fresh start for us all. Feel better soon. XXX.

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  4. sorry about the binge!! i generally dont care if what i eat is expired... i kinda WANT food poisoning so then i can throw up more :)
    the first picture made me LOL

    love you sweetie! tomorrow will be better
    xoxo

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  5. I love your little drawings they make me smile :)
    Sorry about the binge love I hope the fast is going well. Mine did I had 200cals in liquid only and I ran 410cals off :D
    I hope you feel better tomorrow
    xoxox

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  6. I can never remember if I told you this or not, but your illustrations are total win. Freaking epic.

    Basically, I love them. I'm very happy you continue to do them.

    This is a very repetitive comment, even more so if I've posted this once already. But you should know.

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  7. youre cartoons are pretty cute lol, do you read hyperbole & a half?
    i wish my hangovers made me not want to eat.

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  8. Sorry about the shitty hangover, love! I know how horrible that must feel. But I hope you feel better very soon! Oh, and thanks for your comment, it brightened my day.

    ~Cora

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  9. i love your little cartoons!

    at least your hangover was the 'don't want to eat anything' kind instead of the 'fill me with fatty fast food kind', right?

    hope you feel much better today love

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  10. Your pics are a crack up... although im sure the events werent fun at the time. i hate mega binges. when they happen to me i cant even remember half the things ive eaten. tho im sure that in the black hole which is my consumption that out of date products would have been sucked in. lol.
    Im sure you will do better tomorrow. xo

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  11. yikes, sounds like this weekend was a bit of a nasty, I hope the week is better for you love<3

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  12. Hangovers are the worst thing. Sorry about the binge, but i´m sure you´ll make up for it in no time sweetie.
    Take care and take aspirins xD

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  13. Father Ted FTW. My boyfriend wants a "It's a Priest Thing, You Wouldn't Understand" T-shirt for his birthday next month. He had one before but lost it.

    Sorry about the binge. but hey, hungover Father Ted watching days are pretty awesome in the grand scheme of things.

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  14. I freaking LOVE your drawings! How do you do them? Just your simple paint program? I hope you're feel better today than you did yesterday afternoon <3

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  15. glad you survived the hangover... lol
    Love the pic... it's hilarious.
    Hope you're feelin better today!

    Love ya
    Kels

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  16. You are hilarious!! Great pic haha!! Whenever I drink I come home and want to eat a cow haha
    Sounds like a fun day none the less!!!

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  17. Oh god, drunk binges are the worst!! I normally always binge when I drink, lately I've only been drinking when I know I'll have friends around OR get so drunk I'll pass out before getting the chance to eat lol

    Don't worry though, we all do it. You can redeem yourself :D

    PS-Your picture is HILARIOUS. I started laughing out loud when I got on here to read your blog & seen it lol

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  18. Really sorry. :( Hope you're feeling better now. And it's a new week. Time for a fresh start!

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  19. hahaha. I love your drawing.
    My hangovers lately have just been me spaced out to the frick.
    It's weird.

    I can't say I miss vomiting.


    x

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