Sodomites! Caught right in a sex orgy! Is that what you learned in private school?! Oh God, the children are having SEX!

Yeah Monday's binge was baaaaaad. I had 3 doughnuts. And one of the Dunkin Donuts cashiers. 


OK FINE I had both of the cashiers. And the kid behind me on line, but I could hardly leave witnesses, could I?? ....I've been doing better the rest of this week. 


I have writer's block!!! >:O 

So since I can't think of anything witty or clever or humourous to post, I thought I'd copy Cinnamon Brown and  post some gorgeous pictures of the women I have adored since pre-puberty...

Isabella Rossellini makes me happy. 


I saw Blue Velvet when I was like 11 or 12. I didn't understand it at all, but I fell in love with Isabella. Then I saw her in that made for TV movie of The Odyssey:

I was in my Greek myth phase, and she played Athena. 


So I made Mum get me her book:

And I treated that thing like my personal bible. 

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When I was 11, Mum let me rent Pink Flamingos.

If you have ever seen this film, you're probably thinking OH MY GOD, WHY would anyone let their 11-year-old watch that!!?!?

Mum never bothered censoring what I watched, nor did she ever read the back of any of the videos I picked up on our Saturday evening trips to the Super Video Store. 

That film warped my already slightly deranged mind. And introduced me to Mink Stole.

She's just fabulous. All the time. 

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JESSICA!!!

I'm not sure when my Jessica Lange fixation began. I think I saw that Frances Farmer movie at some point in middle school. 

And it escalated from there.

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And of course there's Daryl Hannah:

I just love her face. How sometimes she looks all sharp lines and very chiseled, 

and then other times she looks all girly and delicate.

She seems to have vanished from Hollywood, though. :(

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I always liked Anais Nin's face.

She wasn't really conventionally pretty, but she had a very unique face.

Aside from her diaries, she wrote two collections of erotic fiction. I found them both in Mum's closet when I was in 7th grade. She never said anything when they went missing.

Oh yeah and Anais had an affair with Henry Miller AND his wife, which makes her all sorts of awesome. 

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Ooooooh and Billie!!

She makes me happy.

Gaaaahhhh!!! :D

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And you all know how much I adore Marilyn.

And she had such an incredible life story.  If none of you have ever read a biography of Marilyn, YOU SHOULD. She was the child of an insane mother, went through one foster home after another (many of them with very abusive foster parents), and managed to become the most beautiful woman who ever walked the planet. 

Until she was murdered by the Kennedy administration.

This is one of my fav photos of her, because I just love the expression on that one guy's face:

She performed for those soldiers in Korea, in FEBRUARY. It was bitter cold, but she still got up on that stage in that tiny dress and sang for the soldiers. 

Top that. 

<3


So who do all you gals idolize? Aside from the usual starlets, like Marilyn, or Audrey. I want to know!