Perhaps y'all remember me mentioning a couple posts ago my bout with the
plague, and the subsequent update about going on a second round of antibiotics.
Two days after I finished the second round of antibiotics,
all my symptoms came back, growing progressively worse by the hour. If the pain
in my throat and head had not gotten so severe, I probably would have just done
like I always do and ignored the illness until either it went away by itself or
it killed me. But when you have difficulty swallowing and breathing because
your throat is so sore and swollen, that's kind of a problem.
I went back to the doctor. After not much of an examination,
Doc (the THIRD doctor I had seen at this new place) was like "oh you just
have allergies," and sent me on my merry way.
I know I am not allergic to the outdoors because the
congestion actually gets a lot better if I am outside. I also know I am not
allergic to my cats. With an allergy to something like spring or animals, the
symptoms tend to improve a bit when you are nowhere near the source of said
allergies.
My symptoms did not go away. Ever. They just got worse and
worse every day that I continued to be ill. (it's been a f**king month like
seriously)
As I contemplated that, a light bulb appeared in my
increasingly fuzzy thoughts.
What causes allergy/severe cold-like symptoms that get
progressively worse as time goes on, and symptoms that do not improve if you
are away from the cause of those symptoms? You'd think I would have come to
this conclusion earlier, as I have suffered this before.
MOLD.
I did a thorough search of the apartment. Lo and behold, the very back of the fireplace was pretty well covered in mold.
As of last Friday, I have been staying at Mum's because my
health had deteriorated to the point where I needed to be within easy driving
distance of a hospital, and also needed to be around people with access to
vehicles in case I needed to get to said hospital.
As of now (Wednesday) I am gradually getting better. I still
spend most mornings having coughing fits and hacking up the mushroom colony
that is likely growing in my lungs. Landlord has not only fixed the mold
situation, they are also doing some kind of renovations to the side of the
house to try and prevent that side of the house from getting so damp. I am
hoping my symptoms will have fecked off by the weekend so I can move back home.
On the plus side, my proper doctor has given me vitamins* in
both pill form and cough syrup form. It's good craic.
On the down side, since I am a walking biohazard, I have to
miss the LGBTQ parade on Sunday. Our church is handing out cold beverages and
snacks for free because it is hellishly hot out and anyone parading around in
the sun is going to need it. Also we want to be an example of what Christianity
SHOULD be about--love and acceptance for all, and not judging others. So if any
of y'all happen to be in the Warwick, NY area this Sunday, there will be free food
and drink at the Warwick Assembly of God.
Until next time.............

Wow, Mich I'm so sorry you have been so sick.....way to diagnose yourself though...you put those doc's to shame! Hope you get to go home soon, staying at Mum's can't be a whole lot of fun.
ReplyDeleteLove, love, love your "Self Portrait" (sp)? !!!
PS Your church sounds amazing! I want to come!
ReplyDeleteI can't picture you going to a pentecostal church that just blew my mind
ReplyDeletehope they take care of the mold, I know how much you love your new place!
Never heard how nasty mold could be until recently. I wonder how many people suffered in the past and never knew why?
ReplyDeleteOne month is a long time, good for you to figure it out.
At paragraph 5 I predicted mold. Feel better.
ReplyDeleteHow awesome that your landlord didn't futz around avoiding fixing the problem! You must have been well and truly I'll to take such precautions - I remember other Mich's Near-Death related to avoiding medical care...
ReplyDeleteAhhh sorry you're ill, that's shitty! I also found mould in my living room of the shitty shitty flat I rent, no wonder I've had flu for the last 4 months. Urgh! Hope you feel better! xx
ReplyDeleteHope you're feeling better now that you're away from the mould. That sounds like the plot of some sort of B movie. Be afraid of The Mould!
ReplyDeleteI love your movie plot idea!
DeleteIf your name was Mary... they would call you Thypoid Mary. (...spelling?)
ReplyDeleteP.s can you draw more dragon/dinosaurs? Theyre vair vair cute.
Yay for you on figuring it out! Feel free to go brag to the newplace docs who clearly didn't bother to examine your case properly.
ReplyDeleteYay for truly accepting churches! I shall think of you very often if I do get stuck with alleged kidpron unccle (and homophobe) staying his house arrest at my place. Feels like I'm the one being punished!
Hope you're all better and back in that adorable apartment soon!
Yikes, that sounds miserable. Have you considered harnessing those internal spores and regurgitating them on any homophobes at this parade? Then you can still attend.
ReplyDeleteYay, A Beer for the Shower....great idea! :) Heh!
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ReplyDeleteTake II (with fewer typos, hopefully)
ReplyDeleteHi, there.
I like your artwork at the beer guys' spot, so I dropped by. Sounds like you've been miserable, but now - based on the comments above - you have an energizing plan. Isn't our health "care" system wonderful, when things boil down to: how many doctors will tell me nothing's clearly wrong with me (except that perhaps I have hypochondriasis) before I get frustrated enough to diagnose myself. At any rate, I'm glad your landlord was so quick acting and that you're a better doctor than the doctors you visited.
Feel better.
Cheers.
I diagnosed myself once with web MD. I had a chance of either having a cold, the flu or testicular cancer.... I'm sure it was the third one. :)
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