Anonymous, who are you my sweet little angel? I love the ponies!
Other anons - thanks for the comments. <3 And to the anon who may have seen me in the supermarket, you may make a scene in public any time. :)
And a quick FYI - to any of you who bought Underwood or are planning to buy Underwood (AHEM), if you go my website, you can claim a free goodie bag!! I know it says U.S. only, but I will make an exception for Blogger friends.
Well I'm home again! And so totally dreading work tomorrow. The beach holiday was both good and bad. Good in not working, sitting on the beach, taking photos of frigatebirds and pelicans; and bad in eating myself up to god knows how many pounds, and spending pretty much all 7 days in a state of emotional turmoil. At least I had the absinthe.
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My stress and depression levels are at a record-breaking high. Complete with near-constant chest pain, and a relapse of nearly ALL of my most self-destructive behaviors.
Speaking of which, I swear P#2 has radar that can pick up on my mood and my estrogen levels from up to 100 miles away. Yeah, I know I said I was so done with that scheisse, but I can admit it when I totally end up eating my words. ....along with other bodily fluids.
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Or maybe :O would be more accurate for this evening's debauchery. We've already planned to be filthy whores again this coming weekend. I really need the male distraction, though, so Idk if this counts as destructive behavior....
Lordy this has become a very raunchy post! (..And Eloise18, I was finally able to use your gift. :D )
So have I missed anything exciting or ground breaking? I missed all of you terribly! I was actually having a lot of dreams with y'all in them. Kazehana and Jeanne, you made an appearance nearly every night. Internet access was limited, as my laptop could only pick up a really weak signal, if any at all. I'll be making the rounds on all your blogs this week to catch up with everyone.
Until then, I shall be abusing myself. Thoroughly.
Hot damn! You rode more than bikes, fair lady...hahaha Also, I had a dream that I think would interest you. I might email it to you if I ever get my shit together. <3
ReplyDeleteAbuse is for jerks and squidbillies. I say give yourself a tender rubdown with some skin soothing botanicals and sit in a sauna...sweat the angst/pounds away.
ya, man. Feel better. Take it easy on the "naughty habits" for a few days--that will help with anxiety ya know! I know you know. aw, sending warm fuzzies your way. I hope you feel better soon. :-)
ReplyDeleteEveryone needs some lovin'! Don't allow yourself to get too crazy though....<3
ReplyDeleteI say if the boy is good for the using have fun, just be careful. Glad your trip went well but also to have you back. Look foward to the pictures.
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Welcome home, Sweetheart. I dreamed of you, too. :)
ReplyDeleteyay, welcome back mich! the best part about gaining a couple of pounds is the joy of being able to lose them again :)
ReplyDeletelove you girlie ;D
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I've been stalking your past entries (more than I usually do) and found no mention of what happened with that boy you liked. I saw the comment you left for Bella (I'm not kidding when I say stalker) and presume you don't want to talk about it.
ReplyDeleteI would just like to say that whatever happened, if he wasn't interested then he is either gay or impotent, because at this point I would sell my soul to be in either the boy's or P2's shoes.
Hope that doesn't creep you out. I just think you're the kind of woman people should start wars over.
Hey, self-abuse works when you need to relieve the tension. Go for it. Of course, if you have a real-live-hot-tender-talking person, it's a better alternative :-)
ReplyDeleteMich! Lady, you asked a few weeks ago where your sex drive went, and it went there...all right there. :D LOVE IT. I'm sorry you're in self-destruct mode, try drinking chamomile tea? I drink it and it makes me sleep like no other. The key of course is to find out what is causing your stress, then smash it with a leopard-print hammer. I saw one of those the other day.
ReplyDeleteAs for news, I'm moving on Wednesday to college (transfer student, so I'm a junior). Chances are I'll be homesick and stalking/memorizing all previous posts soon. cheers.
MICH WAIT. Is your last name Henry? Like seriously? On the book it says it it. MY last name is Henry.
ReplyDeleteWe may be related. Not. Pretend?
Welcome Back Mich! i missed you sooooo very much!
ReplyDeletei am so sorry you are on a downer :( Wish i could help somehow. DH is on a really bad one too and won't get help, even ask his Doc for a scrip...it's scary. Please be nice to you!
Love ya, Doll,
tracy
haha
ReplyDeleteBoar whore
ps my verification word is bacton. which is ALMOST bacon. which is almost boar. so there
If the boy is good for orgasms but not much else... well women have neeeds too. It happens.
ReplyDeleteHiiii! Glad you had some fun on your vacation. Please don't send yourself into an early grave afterwards cuz I am a selfish bitch and I want more writings and cartoons and bloggings.
Don't make me learn how to resurrect the dead. I doubt it would be a pretty sight...or smell :)
Yay for a mobie version of your website but somehow the mobile version is freezing my phone. Maybe offer peeps a choice? Or has your site been revamped to where the traditional one would crash my phone?
Anyway I wanna claim my goodie bag! And I LOVE that th goodie bag page is called Goblin Market. Sadly that title is all that loaded for me. Underwood is soooooo coming to me once that gift card arrives. I like to combine orders to save on shipping. I keep checking everyday: "has the card arrived? Is the book still in stock?"
I'm going nuts!
Sooo... I can't find Fairy Queen on your site anymore....so that means it's next right? Right??
And did you see the thinkgeek fairy lights I think I mentioned in an earlier comment? I wanna get them too!
Welcome back! I shut up now. ^_^
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/rugby-world-cup/news/video.cfm?c_id=1503158&gallery_id=121438
ReplyDeleteThat link may allow you to watch some of the rugby :)
Lol, yes. American Football players are just overpadded wimps to me. Ouch, you guys had to play Ireland. I'm not surprised at the result :p
I'm glad you had fun on your holiday. I wish I had the funds to send your box over to cheer you up. It's been sitting there reproaching me for months.
Have a fun night of debauchery! Just don't forget your condoms. Remember: Accidents make people!
Love you <3
Snow in October?! I've not heard that one but I do like the snow... I could deal with snow that early if it sticks around a couple of months. :P
ReplyDeleteWelcome back anyway! I'm glad the trip went pretty well. xo
OMG OMG OMG! Totally missed this post cos I got distracted by the awesome pictures on the most recent one but...did you actually use the I <3 London one! Please say yes! xxx
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