Monday, January 22, 2018

........

Normally I don't give a crap about the Great American Pillow Fight because it's not a real sport*


but



 WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL BITCHESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!


 Hopefully it goes better than last time.



















* I was raised on rugby, which is a real sport, and thus I cannot take American "football" seriously.

Sunday, January 7, 2018

What up my glip glops!

In Orange County, NY, it is currently

2 degrees F

(-17C)

I just spent 20 minutes layering up so I could go out for a cigarette, spent maybe 5 minutes smoking half the cigarette before my hands got too cold, and then spent another 15 minutes removing said layers to relocate back to the couch. 



I feel like there are better ways to spend my time. 

Ah well.