Wednesday, October 18, 2017

It's like the N word and the C word had a baby and it was raised by all the bad words for Jews.


As y'all know, I have something of a spending problem when it comes to period costumes.

HOWEVER, this year, four of the giant dresses will be getting a night out on Halloween, as myself, 2 friends, and Lil Bro#2* have decided to wear them to Big Sis#2's house to give candy to the millions** of trick-or-treaters she gets.

I really enjoyed dressing up as Elsa a couple years ago, so this year I decided to mix it up and dress up as Baroque Elsa, hence justifying*** my purchasing a new giant dress.

The new dress arrived last week, and I raced home after work to try it on.



This is the first one-piece period costume I have ever purchased. You'd think that would make it easier to put on. Think again, my friends.






I ran into serious trouble when I finally managed to get both arms into the sleeves.



At which point I realized I was stuck.






Why was I stuck, you may ask? Wellllllllll it's because of a problem I frequently have with clothing.



BUT I DID NOT GIVE UP













The dress is bigger than my apartment, so it's impossible to get a decent photo of it. This is the best I could get:




In other news....

I've been doing some decorating and now I'm going to show off.

I think I'm most proud of the mini curio cabinet.



That's on the wall right outside the bedroom.


And in that photo you can see my fantastic new table.



My owl collection has some new additions.



I've decorated the windows for autumn.



And here's a picture of my fridge just because.

































*yes, really

**this may be an exaggeration

***not at all


****it was taking way too long to draw that

Monday, October 9, 2017

if this doesn't make you laugh I don't think we can be friends

Every time I watch this, I laugh until I cry.





I'm a little late to the Rick and Morty party, but I am now a slave.