But know that vengeance shall be mine. ...Oh, how it will be mine!

I shall begin with a brief disclaimer: I am about to talk about things that may make some people uncomfortable. 
If you don't like or agree with what I'm saying, feck off. 


No cartoons today. I'm too angry to make them funny. 

I have been in a bad mood. To be more precise, an ANGRY sort of bad mood.

Lemme back up.

I had a stash of vitamins* (yes, I know, leave me alone) that should have lasted me quite a long time. And then new vitamin*-friend called me one night last week and asked could she please *borrow* a few because she had run out and her supplier wasn't due to refill her stash until the weekend, and she was about to start withdrawing. Because I am a nice bloody person complete moron, I said ok, and gave her several of them (less than she had asked for, but still quite a few). She swore she would get them back to me by the weekend.

Guess what.

She didn't. 

ok maybe some hastily drawn piccatures of how angry I am...

It's been two weeks since she took them. I know she was having some personal issues and I was prepared to be lenient....

BUT THEN: Last Saturday, vitamin*-friend nemesis says she has half of the thingies she owes me. I said I couldn't come get them that night because I was already out, but if she was willing to throw them in my mailbox (like old vitamin*-muffin used to :*O), I would throw her a few bucks for gas. She said cool--no problem.

Later I get a text that she had to do some family thing, so she gave my thingies to her best friend to drop off. Then around midnight, she texts again and says that Friend said the drop-off was done.

I go check my mailbox: No money. No thingies.

I don't get angry very often. Anyone who knows me well will tell you that you would need to perform some truly epic feats of douchebaggery to get me angry or offended. Some of us are just like that.

The problem with people like me is that when someone manages to push me into actual ANGER, the reaction is like 100x what it would be in a normal person. A normal person gets angry and talks smack about you behind your back until they eventually get over it. Me? I get angry and I will RUIN YOUR F**KING LIFE.

Of course the friend says she totally dropped the stuff off. And now vitamin*-nemesis has gone from "I swear I'll talk to her" to avoiding my calls and texts. And she still owes me the rest of my thingies back.

I cannot even begin to put my rage into words. Paul#2 (we're speaking again, against my better judgment....) says I should break both of their legs and then run over their dogs and burn their houses down, and I must admit I find that course of action incredibly appealing. I still don't know who the friend is, though. I have my suspicions, and once they are confirmed SUCH VENGEANCE SHALL I RAIN DOWN UPON HER YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT.

When it comes to Serious Vengeance, I have no morals. None.

I may or may not keep all y'all updated on this, depending on how illegal it gets.....