Quickest way to find the needle? Burn the haystack.

All sorts of valuable life lessons can be learned from watching Oz.


(I've been on an Oz kick, if you can't tell...)

 For example, the fact that any and all disputes can be settled with violence. It may not have to come to violence, but if using your words is not getting you the desired results, you can always resort to physical intimidation. Most people are sissies--once they see that you are prepared to actually fight them, they will either back off or agree with you. Also, it always helps to act insane.

Simon Adebisi is such a muffin. <3

 Your sexual orientation is not set in stone.

 One should always protect their loved ones, especially if they are in any way incapacitated, or are of a fragile state of mind.

 And just because that boy is a bit funny after that blow to the head doesn't mean he's not cute as hell.

 Make bold fashion statements!

  And perhaps most important, one can make all kinds of useful weapons out of common household objects.

  

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 Has anyone else noticed how many American commercials there are narrated by Australian guys?

There's the Pledge dude.

And that whole grain cereal ad.

The self storage ad.

And of course, Outback

I'm pretty sure I missed one or two... Like seriously. Wtf. I have nothing against Australians obviously, but it just seems a bit odd to me... ?

The giant mutant crickets are back with a vengeance! They lurk in my basement, only occasionally venturing upstairs where they get mauled by the kitties.

Big Momma cricket has made several appearances.

I don't think that photo does her size justice. 


Hope you are all well! I'm at work and bored off my tree. Back into my usual binge-starve pattern. I binged all weekend, and as such have not really eaten since Sunday night. Yesterday I had about 150 calories total in half & half, protein shake, and cup o soup.  Today I'm about to hit the 100 cal mark, once I go make aforementioned soup. I feel delirious and dizzy and my trousers aren't quite as tight, and so the dizziness and not-tightness make me feel strangely elated. And I don't know how I feel about all this as a whole, so I'm just going to keep popping klonopin until I feel numb. So yeah, recovery kind of died........


But on the positive side of things, the boy has been texting me quite a lot. 


:D


<3 u all!!!!!!!!!!