Horror Movie Hoe-Down 2025

 First off, to the lovely individual who attempted to comment white supremacist christofascist propaganda on my last post, you can forward any future complaints about the contents of my blog to garglemyballs666@eatmyass.com.

It’s October and that means SpOoKy TiMe!!! As I did a few years ago, this year I’m starting another Halloween Horror Movie Hoe-Down.

For the first episode, I’m going to share some not-as-current horror films that are truly excellent.

Not a lot of movies have ever actually scared me. The reason Event Horizon is one of my favourite films of all time (and one of my “comfort films”) is because it actually freaked me the fuck out the first time I saw it in the cinema. So naturally I saw it 2 more times in the cinema.

I covered the first Hell House LLC movie in my last Horror Movie Hoe-Down. I include it again here, because all of its sequels/spin-offs are also well worth a watch. 

 

Generally I do not like found footage type movies, but these films are just excellent in every sense. Great jump scares, and a genuine creep factor that basically makes most of the films feel like one giant anxiety attack—which to me are A++ marks of good horror.


As Above So Below - Another found footage horror, and just as jump-scary and anxiety inducing as the Hell House LLC films. If you watch horror films because you truly want to be scared, give this one a watch.

Here’s some absolutely epic metal. Play at maximum volume.

An open message to "Christians" like my parents.

 If you support the current administration, you cannot also follow Christ.

You can call yourself a Christian all you want, but at this point in America, “Christian” bears little to no resemblance to the actual teachings of Christ.

The current powers that be are literally doing the opposite of everything Jesus taught. There is no grey area here. These people lie and cheat and steal. They believe in taking from the poor and denying care to the sick. They believe in intolerance for anyone who is considered “other.” They believe in letting women die rather than give them access to essential healthcare. And if you think any of them are actually followers of Christ, you are fucking delusional.

These people are evil. If you support them, you support evil, and you are complicit in its takeover of this country. If you think you’re a good person, news flash: you are absolutely not. You support the deaths of children by school shooters. You support violence against the LBGTQ community. You support people who say we should just murder homeless people. You support people who openly display their white supremacist tattoos. You support people who want to throw anyone not-white into torture prisons in El Salvador with zero due process.

Pull your head out of your asses. You are shit people, and if hell was real, you’ve already got a one way ticket. You can quote bible verses until you’re blue in the face, but you’re nothing more than a parrot. It means absolutely NOTHING if you are not also doing good works. 

Sorry y'all, but I really needed to get this out.