Next time I have an idea like that, punch me in the face.

Cat hair really sucks. Especially when you get cat hair on your face.

Because when you wipe that one hair away

you get more cat hair on your face, and when you try to wipe that away

you may as well just give up because it's never coming off. It's not coming off the bed either, or the sofa, or your clothes, or out of your cup of tea. 

In fairness, some of that is my fault. I probably shouldn't use the Simple Cat as a vanity table every morning. 

Oh the joy of having cats.

I had my DNA tested when Ancestry.com had a sale for St. Patrick's Day. Got the results this week:

I'm a lot more English than I thought I was. 

It's been cold and raining for like 10 days; I think my Irish relatives sent me their weather.

Hope y'all are having a nice start to your weekend. Here's a terrifying picture of Winnie the Pooh:

Mondaaaaayyyy

Howdy, friends. 

I had a pretty good weekend. I rounded it off by taking a *sick* day today, and slept until 2.00 PM. 

Saturday, Lil Bro#1 and I went to visit the kittens. Their eyes are open and they're walking now--albeit a bit drunkely--and we managed to spend over two hours playing with them without realizing how much time had passed. 

Lord Byron is the biggest and most active:

To get an idea of their size, here's me with Nugget:

Nugget is super adorable, with big bug-eyes that make her look permanently surprised.

Niblets is almost identical to Nugget, except she doesn't have the bug-eyes:

Tyrese is the second largest and second most active:

Here's a cuter photo of him:

There is really nothing like a bunch of tiny kittens to make you feel better. 

Sunday, Stepmom and I went to visit the apartment again. 

She loved it. 

I'm just waiting for the landlord to send me the lease now. I'll probably move in around June 1st. Stepmom wants to paint and have the bedroom closet redesigned for maximum storage space. The landlord said to send him the receipts for any and all things we do as far as painting and redesigning the closet space, and he'll take it off the next month's rent. 

And in case you haven't met your quota for feeling adequately disturbed for the day, here's some music Lil Bro#2 sent me:




In his words, "It's good music if you want to blow your brains out but also still get work done."