I had thought cars reached peak ugliness back in 2017, but hoooooo boy was I wrong.
Seriously, what is happening at these companies when the design team gets together to finalise a new car? How is this happening??
Like you know exactly what this new BMW needs? A CAMELTOE.
Right on the front.
How about a new pickup truck? Maybe we should make the front look like it overdosed on steroids, so it's impossible to see what's directly in front of you while you're driving. Sound good?
OF COURSE IT DOES. Manly men need it HUGE. None of this woke shit like safety.
But that grill is not NEARLY good enough. How about a cheese grater?
No..? You need more?
THEN YOU NEED A CHAIN LINK FENCE.
Someone tell this Lexus its mascara is running.
Every time I think I've seen the ugliest car that ever existed, some new monstrosity drives past me on my commute. Don't even get me bloody started on the stupid Tesla Techno Van.
Hope you have a good weekend, y'all.
In hearty agreement with you here. Some of the grills are absolute monstrosities! Camel-toe, lol!
ReplyDeleteCameltoe? Or is that really cleavage?
ReplyDeleteYup, those are hideous. And I'm still driving my '93 Honda.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, they aren't giving people many good choices. Not that I can afford anything new.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe I missed this! but in my defense my mum is in hospital so I've been distracted. Thanks for the laugh. If you want to see what I consider the ugliest Italian car please look up Fiat Multipla 1999. A picture is included in the English Wikipedia article. It has eyes and a muffin top. And the eyes are ON the muffin top. It haunts me still.
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