BrianSlade the office dog was acting energetic today. Normally he just sleeps, or sneaks up behind me to beg for dog biscuits. I never hear him, I just get a whiff of dog and dog-breath (WHICH ARE BOTH THE MOST DISGUSTING SMELLS EVER BTW), and then turn to see him standing there, a foot away from my chair.
And then he starts chattering his teeth like he's trying out for Hellraiser.
Today though, he started frapping.
But like most dogs, BrianSlade is not very intelligent. Which inevitably leads to
He thinks he's a lot smaller, apparently. The poor dog is constantly walking into things, and bashing his face on walls and furniture when he turns his head.
So, these exist:
I'm tempted to buy them, but I know I'll eat the entire box in one sitting, so I must resist...
Remember when I first moved into my hobbit hole, I talked about my absolutely freaking gorgeous neighbour upstairs?
He's single now
He's also in a band (second from left, in the hat).
I hung out with him upstairs the other night.
Ok so maybe you guys can help me out with this because my bff M. and his theatrics have got me over-analyzing it to the point of mental illness.
So Thanksgiving night I got home at like 8.00. While I was fumbling with my keys because I forgot to leave an outside light on, delicious neighbour scared the crap out of me (which is nearly impossible; I am ashamed) when he came hurrying down to my door to apologize for his uncle parking in the spot next to mine.
His uncle moved in a couple weeks ago, and usually parks up the other side of the house. There are four parking spaces, two for me and two for them, but none of us really bother with worrying about whose spot is whose. Neighbour's uncle (as well as other friends and relatives) have parked in that spot many times before.
But neighbour came to apologize anyway, even though he has to know full well by now that I hardly ever have visitors.
And then he casually mentions that he and his girlfriend broke up.
(Which was awful, because I had to try really REALLY effing hard to act sympathetic while fireworks and flaming rainbows were dancing around in my head.)
And then he said I should come upstairs and hang out sometimes.
M. believes that delicious neighbour orchestrated this on purpose. I'm not so sure. I mean yeah that is totally something I would do, but I'm a girl. Idk how guys operate. :/
BUT I intend to pursue this. Potential awkward living situation be damned!