Thursday, May 21, 2015

R.I.P. The Virus Pimp

My friends, today was a sad day.

And also a painful and hectic and ridiculous one.

The Virus Pimp is no more.

Miraculously, I was not seriously injured. Some idiot decided to try their luck flying across a 4-lane county road without looking, and this was the result. The other person she hit went away in the ambulance. I consider myself incredibly lucky, for God carried me out of that alive and with no serious injuries. The guy that towed it could not believe I walked away mostly unharmed.

I am covered in cuts and bruises, including a hideous red mark across my neck and chest that should serve as a reminder to everyone why you should wear your seatbelt.

Photo doesn't do it justice, especially now it has embellished itself with yellow and purple bruises.

Tomorrow, I shall wake up in an absurd amount of pain. What pains me more is the boredom to follow, of being out of work for the next four days.