Thursday, June 23, 2016

WHAT IS THIS GREENERY?!?

Howdy y'all, it's been a while. 

I've settled into the new place very nicely. Finally got my coffee table:

I think I need a rug to tie the room together.
And Big Sis#2 gave me her old dining room cabinet:

I need more Corningware to show off I think...
Naturally, the Simple Cat is extremely concerned with this new furniture. She wouldn't even go near it for the first day I had it. 

She is not, however, concerned about sleeping on the kitchen table, despite my many many attempts to keep her off of it. 


Harleyquinn is just as bad, though at least when she sleeps on the counter, she's not technically on the actual counter, but in something else that is on the counter. Such as the box in which their cat food was delivered.


You know what's hilarious? Photos of cats yawning.




In other, much more horrible and depressing news, Game of Thrones 

[SPOILER ALERT]

 has killed off my favourite character. 


Ramsay Snow Bolton

:***********(

In fairness, there is a 100% chance that everyone on Game of Thrones will die, but that doesn't make it any easier to cope. 


This Saturday (the 25th), my favourite brewery, Weyerbacher is celebrating their 21st birthday and holding a special event. VIP members (because of course I am) get a free ticket and special parking passes. Anyone in or around the Easton, PA area out there reading this? Want a free beer? No one will come with me and my VIP ticket is good for a +1. 

you cannot resist the Brunicorn

So apparently a lot of people are into Snapchat. Mike the Band Leader's 6-year-old daughter has been using my phone during band practice and Sunday service every week to send Snapchat pictures to everyone in my contacts. Apparently, my complete inability to understand Snapchat is due to the fact that I am Old. 

I refuse to be old. I am trying to do this Snapchat thing. It's weird. 

this makes me look like I actually have cheekbones
I refuse to be outdone by a 6-year-old
This one is probably the most accurate:



Summer is the dead season in law offices. I've spent a large chunk of my day today turning myself into a Disney Princess:


And an anime character:


Make your own here.

How are y'all doing? Tell me something interesting. 

Wednesday, June 15, 2016

If you don't watch Vikings, feel free to skip the majority of this post.

Things have ended with The Farmer before they really began. I just wasn't feeling it, and he could tell, so at least we parted friends.

Lil Bro#2 has been binge-watching season 4 of Vikings and texting me his thoughts on same:

he's either overtired or tipsy; Lil Bro#2 never swears


I was enormously entertained by all this



We're very emotionally invested in this show, if you can't tell.





WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT LET'S TALK ABOUT ROLLO FOR A SEC

This is Ragnar's brother, Rollo:


 that is the most glorious piece of man-candy I've ever seen in my fricking life ok


seriously


SERIOUSLY

but then

(remember the Vikings bingo card?)


Then Rollo went to France, AND THEY RUINED HIM


look at this sh*t


RUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIINED




:::cries:::