Tuesday, December 20, 2011

It's possible, pig; I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again... perhaps I have the strength after all.

I'm still here. Not entirely better, but then I was never perfect to begin with, so I suppose I shouldn't go round expecting miracles. 


I am now so far behind in responding to comments that I may not be doing a proper post for a while (shouldn't even be doing this one really, in case it generates even more comments...). The last post will eventually be deleted because it's whiney, but not until I have responded to all you glorious people who took the time to comfort me in my misery. <3


Am actually writing again (the fiction, not this), which is good. Also eating everything that isn't nailed down, which is bad; but sure it's Christmas and everything else sucks so bad right now I'm not sure I even care. :/


Got myself an early Christmas present:
Winchester bowie knife--it's pretty sweet.
And just to give you an idea of its size....
pardon the hangover pallor


Don't worry, I'm not using it on myself. 


I'm pretty sure I'm the only person on the planet who gives their drug dealer vitamin*-friend a Christmas card. Lil' Sis was making fun of me. 
(She's no longer getting a Christmas card.)


I feel like I'm rambling, so I'm going to shut up now. 


Hope y'all are having a nice week so far! ♥

22 comments:

  1. Oh, Mich,

    i am so, so happy you blogged. i was so worried about you. i hope you are feeling a little better.

    That knife rocks and the lovely lady holding it does too....you are an amazing Lass, you are!

    Love you,
    tracy

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  2. I'm glad you're feeling better! And don't stress too much about the food-fest if you can help it. I've been inhaling everything within a 10-mile radius since last weekend. And remember last year you said yourself that God didn't send his son to earth so we could whinge about eating--he did it so we could eat pie and like it!!! <3 <3 <3

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  3. And JESUS CHRIST how do you manage to still look like a rock star even when you're hungover?!?

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  4. I actually love the sword so much, it looks so cool! If I got that as a Christmas present I'd be a very happy man Mich. Here's hoping that you start feeling much better soon, great post as always.

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  5. Ooooo pretty sword!! :) Don't stress about the food fest too, i've been a binge monster for the last month! You look amazing :D xxx

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  6. Even Crocodile Dundee would be proud of that knife... also lol at "vitamin friend" hahah

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  7. Yeah, I've been eating everything, and nails rarely stop me. Even better is the PMS-ing, which means I eat more anyways, so PMS-ing during the constant Holiday treats that are around? AGHHHH! I hope you feel better, the holidays are good for cheering people up but then the crash afterwards can be hard as hell to cope with when already blue.

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  8. Are you compeled to resopond to every comment? If I asked a bunch of things would you need to respond to them? Would it annoy you? Is it annoying you?

    Now thats a knife! Sweet! With that you can handle any man-pig! (Don't aim for the heart though! Go for the throat!)

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  9. I'm glad to hear you're writing your fiction again. I want to know what that pig did though, because I really want to hate him. Maybe you could use the knife to gut the pig. It was lovely to hear from you. I was so worried. Take care petal and if I don't talk to you before I leave, have a Merry Christmas'xoxoxoxo

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  10. Whoa sick knife. I think that's super sweet that you gave your dealer a Christmas card! You'll get better deals ;) Sorry about my tumblr..maybe it's something I did. I don't really know how to use it yet.

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  11. Loved to hear from you :) . I'm glad you're writing again - it'll do you good. I, myself am still looking for my muse -_-
    Christmas time is stressing me out, as well. I'm getting so huge because of stuffing my face and don't even care...
    *LOL* I like the fact you gave your "vit-friend" a card. I'm pretty sure he's kinda important to you ;)...
    The knife kicks ass!

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  12. I'm glad you are still here. Sometimes the best we can do is hang on for dear life until better times come along! <3

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  13. Good girl! Blades should only be used on other people or those in need of surgery. Keep your tattoo canvas as pristine as possible.

    *huggles*

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  14. aaaaahaha I love that scene your subject is from!

    "to the death?"
    "to the pain!"

    best movie, ever.

    I also dig your bowie knife and am coveting it mightily.

    I'm trying to convince MG to bake me some gluten free baklava during our overlapping vacation. I need pastry, damnit!!

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  15. I'm not a witch, I'm your wife! But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that any more.... I'm lovin' the knife! There's absolutely nothing wrong with buying yourself a Christmas present! (My present from me to me was The Hunger Games series ^.^). I hope your Christmas is wonderful and you enjoy yourself. Also, your scarf is going to be uber late because I'm swamped with my internship over my holiday break and haven't had time for anything -__- but I will make it for you pronto!

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  16. I loved the xmas card you sent me! I literally sat there staring at it for a while because it was so pretty, not kitschy like some other cards. :P

    You have SUCH a shiny knife. I liek shiny.

    I'm considering getting a new blog with way better security after finals, as sort of a new years resolution. Not sure if it will be ED related or not, and it DEFINITELY won't be on blogspot. Sadly, my relationship with gmail is over.

    I'm sending you your xmas present after my exam today; it probably won't reach you by xmas, but oh well...

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  17. Rambling is good. Shutting up isn't :)
    x x x

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  18. Damn. That's a knife. And I hahahahaed at the fact that you gave your dealer a Christmas card...haha "seasons greetings"...

    Thanks for the comment by the way...I suppose I should've mentioned that my blog that you are probably familiar with is private and the url is myslenderideas.blogspot.com
    But I suppose I am glad that you stumbled upon and created more views for my lame fail of a craft blog that I created thissummer


    Take care!!!

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  19. Glad you're feeling a bit better, but sorry about the eating!
    The knife is huge! Bloody hell, my brother would die to have something like that, but since he sleeps with several multi-tools and Swiss army knives under his pillow I don't thing allowing him to have one would be advisable!
    Your hand/wrist is lovely btw, really boney :)
    Haha I think you've succeeded in generating more comments for yourself! :P
    Lottie x

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  20. Lovely blog.
    http://xtheperfectmess.blogspot.com

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  21. Christ, it IS a big bugger, innit?! Nice! :)

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