I
promised a size comparison of Eleven and the Simple Cat:
In
honor of cat appreciation day, here are some things the moggies have done over
the last 24 hours:
-
punched me in the arm to indicate she was done with her belly rub (Ivy - 1
point)
-
then kicked me in the stomach to indicate she would like another belly rub (Ivy
- 1 point)
-
threw literally everything on the kitchen table, kitchen counter, and coffee
table onto the floor (Eleven - 3 points)
(she
does that every. single. day. - 21 points)
she's
such a lil nug tho
-
climbed the curtains (Eleven - 1 point)
-
slapped Eleven in the face because I was petting Eleven (Ivy - 1 point)
(so cute, and yet such an asshole)
-
stealing my seat every time I get up (Eleven - 1 point)
-
vomited whilst in rapid motion, thus getting vomit on the floor of every room
in the house (not sure, money is on Ivy - 10 points)
-
brown stamped every surface of my home after getting diarrhea on her butt fur
(Harleyquinn - 50 points)
-
SO MUCH FUR. ALL OVER THE HOUSE (all of them? but especially Harleyquinn - 10
points each)
(but of course, if being perfect was a crime, Harley would be in much bigger trouble)
Current
standings:
Poison
Ivy - 23
Eleven
- 36
Harleyquinn
- 60
Verdict
- none of them are well behaved. But I love them anyway.