tonight everybody dies

The book is now live on Amazon! Alternate purchasing options to come...

I am fairly confident that this is the best thing I have ever written. ....or at least it's my favourite. 


In other news:

I have decided to join the A-Z Blog challenge thing. I'll probably give up after the first entry, but sure I'm going to try anyway.


FOR THOSE OF YOU IN MASSACHUSETTS, any of y'all live near Sturbridge??? I'm going to the Tattoo and Art festival at the end of March. The Goddamn Gallows will be playing, and I would much rather drive into Massa for a day than risk my life going to South Street in Philadelphia at night. And if the Goddamn Gallows are anywhere near the east coast, you better freaking believe I'm going to see them. 

Also I need this hoodie.

an update

I am so sick of this mother-effing snow I could vomit. 

And you know if I'M sick of snow it's really bad. 

Officially over a week at Mum's house. 

It's supposed to snow again tomorrow.

T.T

I miss my house. Went there yesterday to get more clothes really just stand there and cry. The ground in front of my steps, and also the ground directly outside my door have more or less turned into an ice skating rink. And the driveway is a mess, and since it is a vertical climb onto the road, my car cannot really exit the driveway without risking death by head-on collision.

What this means is that I am stuck at Mum's until the snow in my driveway melts enough that I can drive up to the road normally, as opposed to backing all the way up to the barn and then flooring it and praying there are no cars coming. 

UUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I just want to be back in a place where no one judges me for having 2 or 3 ok fine like 4 or 5 glasses of wine with dinner. 

We've been stuck in the house twice so far.

snow piled up outside the back door--it's twice as high now

the deck last Thursday

the deck as of Monday

We cannot go out the back door because there are 5-foot long deathtraps icicles hanging from the roof. 

upstairs bathroom window--I can't see outside unless I stand on something

I spent all last Thursday attempting to make my hair more Viking-like.

Like Lagertha.

Because she f*cking rules.

I'm getting better at it. Need to go to Harmon and invest in some more hair styling stuffs. Also need to find chains to braid into my hair. 

I am actually at work on a holiday. 

Like I went into work on my day off, when Bossman isn't even in the country, to do filing. 

I am that bored. 

OMG NEWS I ALMOST FORGOT. 

Book 3, Westley and the Witches, should be hitting the virtual shop shelves THIS WEEK. 

So, you know, y'all should probably go read the first two in anticipation. They might be free on kindle at some point during the week....

Back to the filing I go!

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