Wednesday, August 9, 2017

Apparently it is Cat Appreciation Day


I promised a size comparison of Eleven and the Simple Cat:



In honor of cat appreciation day, here are some things the moggies have done over the last 24 hours:

- punched me in the arm to indicate she was done with her belly rub (Ivy - 1 point)


- then kicked me in the stomach to indicate she would like another belly rub (Ivy - 1 point)

- threw literally everything on the kitchen table, kitchen counter, and coffee table onto the floor (Eleven - 3 points)

(she does that every. single. day. - 21 points)

she's such a lil nug tho


- climbed the curtains (Eleven - 1 point)

- slapped Eleven in the face because I was petting Eleven (Ivy - 1 point)
(so cute, and yet such an asshole)


- stealing my seat every time I get up (Eleven - 1 point)




- vomited whilst in rapid motion, thus getting vomit on the floor of every room in the house (not sure, money is on Ivy - 10 points)

- brown stamped every surface of my home after getting diarrhea on her butt fur (Harleyquinn - 50 points)

- SO MUCH FUR. ALL OVER THE HOUSE (all of them? but especially Harleyquinn - 10 points each)
(but of course, if being perfect was a crime, Harley would be in much bigger trouble)



Current standings:
Poison Ivy - 23
Eleven - 36
Harleyquinn - 60


Verdict - none of them are well behaved. But I love them anyway.


Thursday, July 27, 2017

You fiendish chain!!

Living where I do, I tend to run into the same people every morning when I get my coffee at Quick Check. There's this one lady who is obsessed with Tinker Bell. 

I know this because she has a giant Tinker Bell keychain, Tinker Bell on her phone case, a Tinker Bell sticker on the rear window of her car, and her seats in the car are totally decked out in Tinker Bell seat covers.

I can't friggin stand Tinker Bell. I don't have a legitimate reason, she just pisses me off. 



But this got me thinking, if I were to decorate every aspect of my person with a Disney character, who would it be?

No question, it would be Merlin. 


Possibly one of the most under appreciated Disney characters of all time



from the most under appreciated Disney film of all time. 


(The Sword in the Stone. You should watch it immediately.)


So what about the rest of you? If forced to choose a Disney character as the official mascot of all of your accessories, who would you pick?