Whyyyyyyy?!?!?

This morning, approx 8.00 AM:

I was in deep comatose sleep (this does not happen often, but it's always between 4 AM and 9 AM if I manage to make it to Deep sleep). Kitty decided to come snuggle with me, as per usual.

Then I wake up to kitty making those awful chokey-retchy-grflrghfghdhBLEEEEEHHH sounds.

So, naturally, I hurled kitty across the room before she could vomit all over the bed. She has in fact vomited on my bed a total of FOUR times. I've lost count of how many times she's puked on the floor, but that's because I'm getting pretty good at throwing the cat far from the bed before she has a chance to yak on it.

And then SHE has the nerve to get pissed off!!

I think I did pretty well yesterday. Exercised 700+ cals off my fat arse, and ate around 800 (turkey bacon - 80, salsa - 20, fiber bar - 110, ice cream - 100, and a rough estimate of 500 for dinner).

Thanks to whomever sent in the anonymous email to my website, with the kickass story idea!!! I have started writing it already, but do not expect immediate results. As a writer, I pride myself on extreme procrastination. The whole story could take me between 2 days and 20 years to complete. I'll post some of it as it gets edited.

O__M__G

It's Buffy the MF Vampire Slayer.

I love that Kristy Swanson has not aged. I would expect nothing less.











But the real reason I drove 4 hours (total of 8 by the time I got back) across the whole of southern Pennsylvania to get to Gettysburg was for this man:

Don't recognize Doug? Here's him with all his makeup on:

Most awesome f**king day of my life.

I couldn't find Bruce Campbell, which was somewhat upsetting. And Ted Raimi seems like kind of an a-hole, but then again I probably would be too if Sam Raimi was my older brother and as a child I was left in the care of a teenaged Bruce Campbell. Yikes.

Even though today was a binge-fest as well as horror-fest, I can't even get properly upset about it.

Yes, I am that sad and yes, I did get that friggin excited about meeting Pinhead.

The bulk of the binge took place at Wawa. I can resist many things; Wawa is not one of them. Lunch involved sandwiches ordered and custom-assembled via touch-screen. They're putting heroin in their sandwiches. I'm fairly certain of this. And I stocked up on Wawa Diet Lemonade Iced Tea. There's some serious smack in that as well.

Back to work tomorrow! Turkey bacon breakfast and since the fam is doing our usual Sunday evening barbecue, NO CARBS AT ALL tomorrow!! Serious work-out, too. I finally have seasons 4 and 5 of Oz, so at least I'll have something new to watch while I run on my hamster wheel.

Goodnight, my lovely nightwalkers. Or daywalkers if you're living down under. And I hope anyone who's living near Christchurch, New Zealand is ok after that earthquake! My aunt and uncle and a bunch of cousins live there and they said 'twas massive.