Monday, February 3, 2014

Our vertical leap is beyond all measurement.

Well friends, sadly niece and I did not win the chili cook off. We WERE the crowd fav though, which makes us the winners in my mind. Kazehana said we lost on a technicality, since my chili had no beans in it. I hate beans, and had therefore replaced them with bacon.  

Had a snow day today. "Dusting" me arse. We got like 6 inches of snow. I spent the day cleaning, reading, and engaging in adult activities, the latter of which may have been a *tad* louder than necessary, so the neighbours probably think I'm a giant whore now. 
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Anyone else have an exciting snow day?


15 comments:

  1. I had a day off too, my boss called at 5:30am to tell me we were closed. I flipped out at first b/c i thought it was my alarm ("Nooooo! There's no way it's 8am already!") but i went back to bed until 10am so that was nice. Did some early spring cleaning in the upstairs room (blog post to follow. possibly.) and caught up on a few blogs while pigging out on Super Bowl leftovers.

    Sadly, there were no adult activities involved so ... um... you win :-D

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  2. That sounds like an awesome "dusting"!
    Also, no beans is a chili sin, but replaced by bacon is a triumph. It's like stealing a wallet but replacing it with a fully loaded purse.

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  3. Pickleope has got it right with chili philosophy. I have plans to sleep at work after tomorrow night's shift because it's going to snow and ice all 12 hours I'm 30 miles from home (sigh) then *hopefully* charging back into the city Wednesday night for auditions to act in my college's spring production of George Orwell's 1984 :D

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  4. P.S. Got myself some adult activity accoutrements for my bday. Let any adult who does not enjoy being adult throw the first stone :P

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    1. I would never throw stones for such a thing. ;)

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  5. I agree you won the chili cookoff. Beans are overrated. I think chili is defined by meat and clever use of spices. Beans are just cheap filler! I wanna try your chili!
    Congrats on the adult activities ;)

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  6. I never thought about putting bacon in my chili. I think I'll have to give it try. Great…now I want chili.

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  7. I bet your chili was insanely delicious.

    LMAO I hope your ginger neighbor was crying into his pillow upon realizing what he could have had.,

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  8. Never been a big fan of beans, so bacon chili sounds awesome to me. I actually looked at chili on Wikipedia, and apparently there's controversy over whether or not it should contain beans, so I reckon you should've won.
    The neighbors are probably just jelly that you were having such great 'adult activities' :P
    xx

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  9. ROBBED, you were ROBBED. It's all politics anyway, you can't trust the judges - only the crowd x

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  10. ....the neighbours are now making a show of hanging out in the living room (directly above my bedroom) and having loud conversations......

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  11. well that's just ridiculous! i don't like beans in my chilli either (i don't like beans full stop) x

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  12. I hate beans in my chili too! The fact that not having beans makes it NOT chili is STUPID!!! You are the winner in my book.

    Emily

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  13. Wtf?! I'd say you WIN for replacing beans with bacon! Bacon makes everything 500% BETTER!

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