That haze is not fog, it is actually so much snow I could barely see the car in front of me.
Yes, I was using my phone whilst driving. But I am always sure to make certain there are no cars beside or behind me so that if I should hit a deer, I won't ruin anyone else's day.*
I do not understand the weather.
My new license plates finally arrived.
I'll let y'all work that one out yourselves.
The Simple Cat has discovered that heat comes out of the vent above the stove when the oven is on.
It is now her favourite sleeping spot.
^I posted that picture in a facebook group (of which I am no longer a member) for crazy cat ladies and was more or less crucified for it. It's so upsetting!! How could I do that to my cat?!?!
Yes, I am that freaking stupid that I would allow my cat to get burned.
I f**king hate everyone seriously
This coming Sunday is Ugly Sweater Day at church. I have sacrificed my own sweater, which is the ugliest sweater in creation, for Lil Bro#2 to wear.
He has actually been wearing it out in public and it is now his favourite article of clothing.
Earlier this week, Lil Bro#2 reviewed Fatal Attraction.
Christmas is rapidly approaching and I don't even care. I decorated Mum's house and put up her tree, threw some fairy lights around the apartment, and decorated the office, but I'm just not feeling it.
The office dog even got decorated.
Listen to this band, they are phenomenal:
*At this point, I am fairly certain that I am unkillable. After 3 attempts, one unintentional overdose, thousands of accumulated prayers for death, and countless accidents that would have given the Lord ample opportunity to kill me, I somehow remain alive.