Friday, September 19, 2014

so don't cremate me when I'm gone, I won't be gone for long



Hey y'all. It's been a while.

So my trip to the doctor from the last post ended with me getting diagnosed with IBS (and there I was thinking that all my digestive issues were just normal) and put on a diet of mostly protein and veggies (because my body has decided it is incapable of digesting processed sugar, bread, rice, pasta, or anything similar), plus a probiotic supplement.

I imagine that the bulk of my tummy woes are the result of years of disordered eating and not IBS, but whatevs.

In other news....

I went to see the Handsome Family in NYC on August 30th, and had several panic attacks throughout the day beforehand because M. bailed at the last second and I am TERRIFIED of going into the city (any city) at night alone.

It turned out kind of awesome though, because I made friends with the people behind me on line outside the Mercury Lounge and gave away M.'s ticket to one of them, and also got to meet the band, and got some great photos.

Rennie Sparks is lovely and I'm pretty sure she's a faerie or something.
if you picked Rennie, you fail at life

Last Saturday I went to see Th' Legendary Shack Shakers in Asbury Park. I was a little disturbed by the intense amount of skankage going on in front of the stage. I like to pretty much sit on the stage and take pictures, but sadly I couldn't get as close as I normally would without getting drenched in STD's.

J.D. Wilkes made up for this by shooting snot rockets into the crowd of under-dressed over-drunk girls, and playing the song I had requested on the band's facebook page.



The first band, Whiskey Shivers was glorious. I have never before met someone who has a mullet and is also GORGEOUS.



Also the entire band went on stage with no shoes, and they all look like they just crawled out of a swamp. Their music is really good, I bought a CD and have had this song on repeat for like a week:



This weekend, I turn 30. Mumsy is throwing a party for all of her friends because I said I didn't want any fuss (parties = fuss). (She did this for my 16th birthday and my college graduation as well.) I'm more excited about going out for dinner Saturday to my fav restaurant.

I am preparing to gain an absurd amount of weight, as after my birthday weekend, Anorexic Auntie and Loud Auntie shall be arriving from Ireland. You remember them.
the four horsewomen of the apocalypse, from left to right: Loud Auntie, Mumsy, Anorexic Auntie, and Bipolar Auntie

We will most likely be eating out every night that they are here, so I should probably be going out right now to buy several more pairs of sweatpants for when none of my clothes fit me.


You know what's fecking amazing?



Quick Chek harvest spice coffee.

9 comments:

  1. STDs flinging around the stage? I'm thinking pulling a huge condom over your head is out of the question.

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  2. I've got IBS and it's the pits. Probiotics, the mega super duper expensive ones, is the only thing that helps.

    Wait, what? Mullet and gorgeous in the same sentence? Is this the last sign of the impending Apocalypse?

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  3. I totally agree with you on the birthday issue. I'm not having any more, I've decided.

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  4. Parties are fussy, but presents can be nice! Focus on getting free stuff and have a nice birthday!
    IBS sucks but at least now you know?
    Cuddles to the kitties! <3

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  5. Have a wonderful birthday! Only 30??? You are still a baby, lucky you!

    Loved to see you blog again and the "Four Horsewomen" are glorious! Love you!

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  6. sounds like you had a good time
    I enjoyed the little video
    you may have just introduced me to a new band in a genre I barely ever listen to

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  7. Hope your birthday is fantastic! Welcome to the 30's. It's not bad here. :)

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  8. By way of our mutual friend, Matt, I'm dropping by to say 'Hi' and HAPPY BIRTHDAY - I'll be joining you vicariously and having the Seared Scallops and Short Ribs (yum). I wish you lots of fun and happiness.

    I enjoyed your post - witty and entertaining - two things that keep me reading.

    Cheers, Jenny
    PEARSON REPORT

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