Saturday, July 14, 2012

BEHOLD

the glorious army of Mich's children:

I feel like whoever made this website has sucked a year (or more) of my life away....
These are apparently what my children will look like if I whore myself out to (in no particular order) Norman Reedus, Brian Molko, David Eugene Edwards, Tilda Swinton, Cillian Murphy, and Viggo Mortenson.

...I can't decide which one I like best. DEE and I seem to make a gorgeous baby, but I think I like Tilda Swinton's most. :D

OMG I'm bored. And possibly a few too many vodkas over my limit. ....

23 comments:

  1. Omg hahahahahahah!!!

    Of course now I'm wondering which is which? They are all rather attractive children, so good job, but the bottom middle one is definitely the cutest. And the bottom right one is adorably awkward.

    Now I shall go spend the rest of my night on that website, so THANKS A LOT.

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    1. The bottom right one actually looks almost identical to two of my cousins when they were babies and it's kind of weirding me out. That's me and Brian Molko....

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  2. Are you taking requests? I think you should. We could all name a celebrity and you could baby morph with them for a future post. Lol...we could have some fun with this.

    Also I might steal this idea for my blog....if I'm sufficiently inebriated.

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    1. LOL I will totally take requests!!

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    2. Cool! How about... James MacAvoy and .....Stephanie March? ;-D

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  3. You're never over the limit with vodka...just under the table!

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  4. Yeah you're drunk. Or bored. I think you should have a baby with Viggo. If I wasn't going to have him for myself that is. You can call it Aragorn Junior.

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  5. I like the top middle and top right :D

    For boredom I prescribe the Technic Pack. Soooo much to do! I've only just built a condenser and looked up how expensive the next set of things-to-make will be. . . .I'd better expand the sugarcane farm and go spelunking for more nikolite *sighs*

    Also: Random funny and cute
    http://youtu.be/iuC7Eovu3P0
    http://youtu.be/Xs9-N16CkNs

    I hope you're well. Look after yourself and remember to keep futurespawns away from large amounts of sugar :p

    <3

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  6. This is a pretty good idea Mich. You're in for some seriously good looking children according to this photo but then of course you would be, you're beautiful yourself! Hope you're not struggling with a bit of a hangover by the time you're reading this though haha.

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  7. Lol, yeah the Vodka seems to make us do odd things <3

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  8. Hahaha! That is too funny. I'm sure no matter who impregnated you, though, the baby would be gorgeous just like you! I seriously have to check out this site now.

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  9. Cute as they may be in a squishy sort of way, I think I'll leave parenthood and babies to folks much braver than myself! Babies just don't do it for me! You're going to be a great mom some day, M.! :) ♥♥♥

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  11. I'm all for you whoring yourself out to these people because they are all beautiful babies!

    Sam

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  12. Heeheehee! Love this! They're so cuuuuuute!! Which one's you and Tilda? I gotta check that website once I'm on a comp again. I got a few celebrity crushes to babymake with. Also....you take requests? You w Johnny Depp. And you w Helena Bohnam Carter. This is fun!

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  13. I can already see myself wasting hours at work....


    ~MLM

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  14. I think the sort of website that shows you what your children would look like, or would have looked like, or should look like, or whatever, if you fuck some particular person, is beyond creepy. However, if I had to choose one of the above, I'd go with top right.

    (I think my choosing one as the best is probably even more creepy than the site itself, so I apologize. But, yeah, top right.)

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  15. This looks addicting...I'm already addicted to too many things D: xx

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  16. I bet Viggo's baby is bottom right corner, eh? I like that one.

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  17. http://www.morphthing.com/showimage/5/0/0/3493465/Baby-of-Beyonce-Knowles-and-Brad-Pitt.jpeg

    Just because.

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  18. Looks like you better go out there meet those men and make those babies! Good luck!

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  19. Oh i love that site! And Viggo Mortensen... My babies with him were the only blue eyed ones of the bunch... Given that it's genetically impossible for me to have blue eyed babies (countless generations of solid brown eyes, haha), that just goes to show how awesome Viggo is :P

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