Tuesday, August 23, 2011

...OMFG

There was just an earthquake. Like for real. In NEW JERSEY. 


Desk started shaking.       I totally thought it was an acid flashback....

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist.

Yeah so Monstermania was totally awesome. 




I got to sit in an electric chair. 


And I got the entire serieses (idk how to pluralize that...) of Are You Afraid of the Dark, and Salute Your Shorts on dvd. 


For a grand total of $40. 


I think we may have scared Cary Elwes.


But hopefully I did not scare Lance. 


He signed 2 fabulous photos. 


And I think perhaps I should pursue a new career. 


I don't even need to get paid. I just want to have an ultraviolent mega-blood-and-guts death on a large screen. Then my life would be complete. 






I did not binge this weekend. In fact, I did not eat that much in general this weekend. 


I don't know how I feel about this yet. But I do know that I don't feel anxious, suicidal, depressed, or filthyfat. 


:/


Hope y'all had a wondrous weekend! I apologize for any very drunk comments I may have left last night....